Birthday boy

 Happy birthday to ME!  Yup.  It’s my special day. Parteeeeee.  But first – a complaint…

Einstein told me that dogs at the age of 7 are considered veterans.  I don’t like that term.  First of all, I was never in the military.  So I’m not REALLY a veteran. And I don’t like the term “senior” dog either.  I mean I’m still wild and crazy.  I haven’t slowed down ONE bit.  Age is just a number.  That’s what my human always says.  Unless….being a senior dog gets me discounts at the pet store.  Cheaper biscuits?  I’m in.

My human was looking through some old video footage and she found a couple of baby vidoes of me.  This one I have posted before – but I’m so adorable it bears re-posting. Note the old carpet – with the chewed corner.  HEY – that was BEFORE the FG!!!!!!!   Anyway…..that was several carpets ago….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wa-M1HEtOk

This one was newly found old footage.  Here Einstien is teaching me to talk.  I catch on quite quickly.  And you can also see Paxton’s big head for a second or two:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTIoC-tATk8

This one is only10 seconds long.  It shows me looking utterly dazed but oh-so-cute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U0oOMtJgdM

Yup, I’ve grown up a bit since those old days.  Look how different my coat color was – I was a lot darker back in my early days. And my how the world has changed.  When I came along, my human had like 6 Friends on Facebook.  And she has LOTS more now – all because of me.  I’m a Friend-magnet.

Today for my birthday, I have a request – just like last year.  That every reader does one nice thing for someone else today.  And as I have wished in the past – it doesn’t need to be anything huge- like giving a charity a contribution (although that would be nice!) – it can be as simple as holding a door open, smiling at someone passing by, calling an old friend, sending someone a quick e-mail greeting, playing an extra game of fetch with your dog, giving your dog an extra treat….and think of me when you do it!

Today is a HAPPY day.   But tomorrow, please make sure to read my blog and I’ll tell you about a problem I am having….But before you worry – NO – it is NOT health related.

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 43

Seeking contestants for new game show….



NOTE:  This is one of those blog postings that my human’s mother never liked.  The poop blogs. 

It is that time of year…

I have an idea for a new game show.   Poop Treasure Hunt.  And here are the rules:

1.  It must be dark outside.
2.  The contestant walks a dog.  For double the points, walk two.
3.  The contestant walks the dog or dogs over a lawn or any area, really, that is COVERED in Fall leaves.
4.  The contestant must be able to find all the poop that the dog or dogs have deposited while    wearing a headlamp with dim batteries.
Points are scored if all deposits have been identified among the leaves AND picked up.  BONUS points are awarded if the contestant walks a serial pooper (like the FG).  A serial pooper is defined as a dog who does not STOP to poop but rather continues to advance while pooping. Leaving a trail of poop.  Amongst the fallen leaves. 

The winner of the treasure hunt is the one who has the most points at the end of one week.  We will win.  Hands down. 

But not only does this blog address the poopy new game show – but I also need to talk about a poop tragedy.  My human went to dreaded Dollar store the other night.  To get poop bags.  Because the Dollar store carries THE best poop bags – the ones with handles.  Why are they so great?  Because my human can tie the bag easily and wrap said handle around one thumb while juggling two leashes and gloves.  But GUESS what?!  The dreaded Dollar store is no longer carrying those bags!  They are carrying NEW bags.  Which have no handles.  Seriously, I heard that if you wanted to see a frantic woman in a Dollar store, you should have seen my human searching to see if she could find any of the old variety.  She was just about crying.  She clearly needs a life.

Now you need to know that my human is one of those chatty people who cannot resist saying something to a store clerk.  “Cold one today….Wow all the Christmas decorations are in… Has it been busy today?”  We understand why Einstein is never silent.  So of COURSE, she HAD to mention to the clerk at the Dollar store that she was disappointed they had changed their poop bag model.  She was met with a blank stare.   I’m glad I wasn’t with her.

But the good new in this poopy post – it’s FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!   Let the weekend BEGIN.   Oh – and I’m trying to sell the game show to some reality TV producer.  I’ll let you know when we begin filming.

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 42

Bears. And things that go bump in the night.

So it’s funny how the FG tries to scare my human when she takes him out at night…

It is getting dark so early in the evening now.   By the time she gets home from work, feeds us, and eats something herself, it is already starting to get dark.  And of course, when we go out for our last pee of the night (ALWAYS on a leash) it is completely dark out.   The FG is funny, he will sniff around and then suddenly look up – and stare into the woods.  He does this QUITE often.  And sometimes he will jump backwards – like something is out there.  My human heard a rumor that a bear was back in the vicinity – not specifically back in our neighborhood – but not too too far away.  So with that in mind, she usually hurries back in the house when the FG does his scary look.   He told me he does it just for fun.   Did I mention that I am really beginning to like this guy more and more.   It’s only taken 2 years.

And speaking of bears….have you seen THIS video?

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dHz3BfeJdA

How crazy is THAT?!  I think Einstein would probably end up as a bear appetizer if he ever ran into one.  He would bolt over barking like mad.  Mind you, any bear in his right mind would take off in the other direction to get away from his barking.

Anyway, today is Thursday….Which means tomorrow is FRIDAY!!!!!!!!  And we can’t WAIT!!!

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 41

Stunts

October 24.  And on this day in 1901, a woman by the name of Annie Edson Taylor became the first person to survive a trip over Niagara Falls in a barrel. A few days before her – a cat went over in the same barrel to test it out.  The guinea pig, make that the guinea cat, survived so Annie decided to give it a go herself.  She survived.  But she didn’t advocate that others try it.

Apparently in 1827 some guy by the name of William Forsyth had filled a boat with a buffalo, two bears, two raccoons and a dog. Some sources also reported there were some foxes, geese and an eagle. And Forsyth sent them over the falls.   The bears apparently jumped ship before the falls and swam to shore. Forsyth was a hotel owner and businessman and did the stunt for tourism.  Not such a great idea as the menagerie all perished except the bears and one goose.  The poor dog.  I can’t find anything about him.  Seems there  should be a statue of him somewhere….
As for stupid stunts, yours truly did one yesterday.  My human had a long day at work.  She came home tired and achy.  She did something to her back and has been moaning and groaning for a few days. Anyway, she got home and let us out for our raucous pee.  With the FG on a leash.  We ran around to the back of the house, barking, racing and rolling through the leaves.  Einstein and I did our pees and ran back around the house and headed for the front door.  My human hobbled with the FG out ahead. As she came around the house, she saw me and Einstein staring up the driveway.  “Time to eat” she shouted in that desperate voice that sees we are about to take off.  And yours truly led the charge.  She shouted at Einstein who stopped dead in his tracks and turned back to come home.  But I was G-O-N-E.  She put Einstein and the FG in the house, grabbed a leash and hobbled up to the neighbors’ place.  Sure enough, there I was inspecting their yard.  I pretended I didn’t hear her as she approached.  She grabbed me and put on the leash, mumbling some not-so-nice things as we marched home.  I think she even threatened to put me in a barrel and send me over the falls.  Just kidding.  Actually the cat and Annie survived, so maybe I COULD do it.  I would be the first successful dog over the falls.  Said the dog who hates water.
It’s hump day- mid-week for my human’s crazy busy work week. Glad we’ll be back to normal crazy next week…
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 40

Extinction

Well here’s an interesting bit of trivia that I came across.  Do you know what a Vernepator Cur is?  It’s a breed of dog!  Mind you, it’s extinct.   You may know it by its more “common name.”  A Turnspit dog.  Still puzzled?  Well the name describes exactly what the terrier-like breed was bred to do – they turned the spits over open fires in kitchens in the UK and apparently in America as well – from around 1750-1850.  The dogs were put on a wheel-like contraption and basically ran and ran, turning the spit over the flame.  Kind of like being a hamster in one of those rolling cages.  Because it often took a long time, many households had more than one dog to do the job.  Supposedly they were one of the reasons for founding the SPCA.  Some resources say that the dogs were also taken to church and used as foot warmers.  Go figure.  Not a job I’m applying for.  The foot warmer maybe, but forget the running wheel.

When I did a little search in Wikipedia, I found at least 50 breeds of dog that are now extinct.  One breed, the Welsh hillman dog, was an ancient herding breed that was almost extinct in the 1940’s.  One source said the last female was purchased in 1974, and the owner – not realizing she was so rare, had her spayed.  Oopsie.  Wouldn’t that just ruin your day – learning that you caused the extinction of a species.

However,  I DO wish we could just cause the extinction of ticks.  That would be a different story.  After my pest blog the other day, I have heard about ALL kinds of options that people have found helpful – so here are just a few:

  • Possums.  We don’t have any in Nova Scotia – but apparently they LOVE ticks.  I’m thinking the Department of Natural Resources would probably rather that I not go and import a bunch of possums and let them lose in the wild though….
  • Guinea hens – also love ticks as a delicacy.  Now those we could get. 
  • Natural EM Tick collars – someone has offered to make me one – and I’m excited to be a guinea pig.  Not a guinea hen – a pig.  She may be making them for sale – but until then, if you want to read about them – they are here: https://homeopawthic.com/natural-tick-collars
  • Glady has used 1/2 teaspoon of real Brewers Yeast in her dogs’ food every day.  Glady has owned many dogs – and has never had a flea or tick problem.

Thanks again for the suggestions – I’m happy to share others that come along.

Well time to go and make my breakfast kibble extinct.

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 39

National Nut Day

October 22. And according to the crazy calendar it is National Nut Day.  Sounds like every day in our house.

Anyway, I researched what kinds of nuts we dogs can safely eat.  Keeping in mind we shouldn’t eat too many nuts of any kind – as the high fat content in nuts could cause intestinal problems for us.  As well, nuts can be hard to digest and could actually cause a blockage in small dogs.  It is ok for us to eat the odd peanut, hazelnut or cashew but we should NOT eat almonds, macadamia nuts, pecans, pistachio nuts, hickory nuts or black walnuts. Nuts that we can eat should be unsalted.  And not in their shells.  Or covered in chocolate….But as I said, even the “safe” nuts should only be given in a very small amount.  Like probably one or two!
We dogs like peanut butter – and it’s ok to have some – but NOT PEANUT BUTTER WITH XYLITOL.   It is unsafe for dogs – so read your peanut butter label. There are lots of treat recipes with peanut butter – just be sure to use the safe kind.
We are rather annoyed today as my human is usually off on Mondays- but she has to work today.  Bummer.   But rumor has it she is getting closer to picking that retirement date….We cannot WAIT for that day.  What could be more wonderful than spending 24/7 with us ALL the time?!  Don’t answer that.  She may change her mind about retirement…
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 38

The circle of life….

The circle of life….

So yesterday was one of those days of good news….bad news.  So let’s start with the bad…
 
As you all know, I’ve been battling epilepsy for 2+ years now.  And during this journey, my human has “met” some incredible people via the internet, who are sharing this same experience.  Quite a few months ago, she met a human in Bristish Columbia, Canada (clear on the other side of the country for those who don’t know Canadian geography) who had a Picard girl who started battling the “monster” at 13 months of age.  My human and her human shared articles, ideas and stories about epilepsy.   And in the past few months, my human felt a bit guilty….because I have been doing relatively well, and poor Mischa was not so lucky.  Her humans tried everything possible for her.  They consulted with numerous professionals and tried every medication that might work.  But nothing totally controlled her seizures – and worse yet, the side effects of the medications took away her mobility.  And her quality of life.  So at the age of 2.5, her humans had to make that horrible, but loving decision. My human cried when she heard the news…. Sometimes life is just not fair….. Our hearts are with Mischa’s family at this terribly difficult time.  She is running seizure free at the Rainbow Bridge….
So my human was feeling pretty bad.  And then…in some kind of strange twist…we got some other news.  News that my human had been hoping for – but was afraid to share – for fear the results would not be positive.    Are you ready for a HUGE surprise?   I AM GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!!!  Einstein is going to be a father!!!! Yup.  My big brother is going to called “Dad” at the end of November!   I don’t really understand all the details.  I just know it involved a trip to the vet at few weeks ago.  After which Einstein retuned home smiling.  My human then drove to the airport.   And there was something about shipping swimmers on an airplane.  Whatever that means.  I thought Einstein didn’t like to swim?!
Anyway, Einstein’s girlfriend – who he has only seen in pictures – honestly is this weird or what? – had something called an ultrasound yesterday and apparently she is having at least three puppies!  Heaven help this world – three Frodettes.  
So after hearing the sad news about Mischa, there was happy news about puppies.  My human was calling me Uncle Viktor, and she called the FG, Cousin Elroy.  The strange cousin.  
So it was a day of ups and downs yesterday. It’s so very interesting.  I think that’s what they call the Circle of life……
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days : 36

Pests

So what is a human supposed to do?  

My human shared a post on her Facebook page that talked about the dangers of some of the Flea and Tick medications for dogs and cats  that you can get through your veterinarian.  It seems that certain types, which contain a drug in the Isoxazoline class ( whatever that is) have been shown to cause adverse neurological effects in some animals – like ataxia, muscle tremors and even seizures. 
It’s a dilemma for everyone.  No one likes the thought of parasites on their pet.  And in some areas, besides just being itchy and uncomfortable, the problem of ticks can also lead to Lyme Disease.  Double whammy.  So what is a human to do?  No one wants fleas on their pets  ( let alone in their carpets) and no one wants sick pets either.  But it seems the “cures “ can be as bad or worse than the pests.
Now there are non-medicinal options.  Like collars made of amber, special garlic tablets, and even essential oil sprays.  But we found out the hard way that sprays containing Rosemary can actually trigger seizures in epileptic dogs, like me.  So natural isn’t always safe.  Or effective.
The one good thing about living in a snowy winter climate, is that we get a reprieve from pests for a few months.  But for folks who live in year-round warm climates – well they need to find something. 
Collars containing pesticides are one option as long as you don’t have more than one dog.  At least in our case.  Someone is always licking someone else’s head and neck – so I doubt that would be healthy.
You have to wonder about medications that are good for several months – how many chemicals are flowing through us dogs in that period of time?   You’ll notice when we glow in the dark.
My human was VERY worried this year – because as you may recall, she found a tick on my head back in February!  So she stressed about the summer.  What to do?  What to do?  We are always running through the woods and high grasses- a perfect habitat for ticks.  But guess what?  I almost hate to say this….we had none.  I know tomorrow I’ll probably be writing that my human found 10 on each of us- but up until today, we have been lucky.
OK.  I might as well confess.  She’s been wrapping us in plastic cling wrap every time we go out.  Or if she runs out,  it’s been tin foil.  A bit of a nuisance but it worked.
JUST KIDDING.  But it IS true that we didn’t encounter the dreaded ticks.  My human says that Einstein’s incessant barking scares even the ticks away.
I still go back to the fact that we need a natural predator for the ticks.  Apparently Guinea Hens are good.  And they could compete with Einstein’s noisy behavior.
If you have used something to combat insectinal vermin (that’s a new term I made up), feel free to share your ideas.  
It’s a question which has no easy answer….
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 36

Talk to me. I get it.

First off.  We are not getting a cat.  I am so disappointed.  My human is boring.

Anyway,  another new dog study just came out at Emory University.  They wanted to see just how we dogs understand language.  Sure – we respond to words like “sit, stay and down” – when we want to – but what is really happening in our brains when we hear those words.  Do we really understand them?

What they did was train dogs to retrieve two objects when they would hear the name of the object.  Lots of dogs can do that – remember that Border Collie who could discriminate the names of hundreds of objects?  Anyway, they trained the dogs to differentiate the two objects by name.  Then they put the dogs in a brain scanning machine – and did what is called an fMRI.  While in the scanner, the humans would hold up the two trained objects, one at a time and would then say the name to the dog.  They would also hold up the name of an unfamiliar, non-trained object and call it something weird – like a bobo. 

Now what they expected to see was that the areas of the brain that are known to interpret auditory information, would basically light up or show more activation for the familiar trained objects.  They found the opposite – there was more activation for the unfamiliar words.   The researchers hypothesized that (in basic terms) the dogs were working hard to please their owners – so were trying harder, therefore there was more activation for the unfamiliar words.  This is actually opposite to what one would see in humans – who show greater activation in their brains for known words.

The researchers also found that a variety of different areas of the brain were activated in dogs as well.  Unlike humans – where you can GENERALLY predict where the activation will be seen.  However, they noted that part of the problem with showing the exact area of activation has to do with the fact that they were using a variety of dogs so the sizes of the brains varied – and it is a bit more difficult to map the areas and make comparisons. 

So what is the bottom line takeaway message? Well we dogs DO understand words.  But in terms of training us to do new tricks, another study pointed to the fact that we dogs may respond more quickly to visual and scent cues than to verbal cues alone.  Which for me makes some sense- I can hear the word “treat” and I’ll respond- but let me see it or smell it – and boy oh boy my responses are much quicker!!

We dogs DO understand you humans QUITE well, and we easily pick up on emotions and gestures too.  We understand much of what you say to us – but in this household anyway, our responses to your verbal commands vary greatly depending on our mood and IF there are treats!  We hear ya calling our name -and understand-but sometimes other “things” take higher precedence- like a running bunny.  But trust me – our brains are working just fine!!!!!
Actually, I think my human should speak to us in Polish and to the FG in French.  I BET we would understand better.  Suuuuure we would….
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 36

Behaviors….Can you dig it?

We dogs have some interesting behaviors…some of which can be explained and others….well some of us take them to the extreme.

For example, my human was surfing the net and saw this article about why we dogs curl up in a ball before we go to sleep.  They say that it’s a behavior that goes back to our wild roots – when canines in the wild would create a “nest-like” spot to stay warm in the cold and also, so they say, to protect our vital organs from possible predators.  Interesting.  Makes sense to me.  All of us do tend to roll up in a ball at times, but it’s Einstein who REALLY gets into the nesting behavior.  And sometimes it drives my human WILD.  He will scratch at the tile floor – as IF he can make a hole in it.  It’s one of the rare times when I question his brilliance.  And we are not talking few futile scratches – we are talking a continual DIGGING until my human shouts “ENOUGH FRODO!”   And his latest behavior is even more fun – he goes into the FG’s pony sized crate – which I should point out might as well have the door taken off – because it is never even used as a crate any more.  Anyway, Einstein goes in and he begins his dig-athon IN the crate.  Einstein and the FG take turns sleeping in the crate.  I occasionally go in – but I prefer the comfort of my human’s bed.  When Einstein goes in the crate, he starts digging like he is trying to create an escape route.  He digs until he is almost out of breath.  And he usually starts it JUST as my human turns out the lights and is beginning to doze off.  Is it any wonder the woman is sleep deprived?

If she shouts at him to stop, he does.   But it annoys him that he hasn’t completed his nesting project.  So then what he will do is begin licking.  I think he does it out of spite.  And then, to show solidarity, I will join in – monkey see, monkey do.  Actually, it’s usually dark so it’s more like monkey hear, monkey do.   The other night, we got the FG to join in too.  When my human threatened that we were all about to be evicted from the bedroom, we all stopped.  We do know just how far we can push the licking button.

My human also saw an article about the 5 best breeds of dogs that get along with cats.  They listed them as Japanese Chins, Goldens, Labs,  Papillons and Beagles.  I have NO idea who did this research.  Ever see a Beagle chase a rabbit?  I actually think the bottom line is that almost ANY breed of dog COULD be good with cats – if they are introduced to them early.  Now there certainly ARE breeds who would be much more likely to chase cats – but I do think it boils down to exposure.  I think we should get a kitten.  Let’s see what happens.  We would be good.  I promise….

Could you imagine that…..you have to admit, it would make for some really good blogs….if my human was still living with us….

Have a good one.

Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 35