Howdy blogaroos. Well project central has come to a grinding halt. Aunt Sue has gone home. No more triple dog walks. No more unsuspecting ricochet target. No more sneakers to steal. And no more two-person home projects. Things are pretty quiet here.
Aunt Sue and the Warden did lots of projects – all of which we supervised. And the Boss had his opinion on every one. All of them were pretty interesting. But probably one of my personal favorites was the capture and subsequent demise of Jiminy
It all began one evening after we completed our evening constitutionals. We came home and began to get ready to hunker down for the night. The Warden and Aunt Sue were in the living room – or should I say the Boss’ room, when the Warden heard a cricket noise. The screened kitchen window was open, so she figured the noisy bugger must be right under the window outside. She got up to check, and suddenly realized that the annoying chirp did not appear to be coming from outside. She called Aunt Sue to listen and of course we had to also come to provide our opinion. The two women agreed the sound was coming from under a cupboard. The Warden got a yardstick and Aunt Sue poked, prodded and swept it under the cupboard. The sound stopped. They figured they had squished the intruder. They went back to the living room.
Two minutes later, the chirping began again. This resulted in numerous Google searches about how to catch or get rid of a cricket. One source suggested vinegar and water- to put an end to the chorus. The Warden got a spray bottle and Aunt Sue doused the base of the cupboard. I watched with great interest, while the other guys just napped.
Silence. They figured Jiminy went to cricket heaven. Back they went into the living room.
A few minutes later, they heard something. Jiminy. But his shouting was much more subdued. They figured he might be on his last cricket legs. Silence.
The two women high-fived – they could get jobs as movers, plumbers and now pest control experts. All was right with the world.
For about 3 minutes. And then, Jiminy started shouting as loud as he initially did. The two women marched into the kitchen to see where the sound was coming from. This time – he was across the room – and under the stove. Or so the sound seemed. They doused the base of the stove with vinegar.
In the meantime, the Warden figured we boys should stay out of the action – in case things got really crazy. Mind you, I was the only one marching back and forth and participating in the action. Still – we ALL were placed in the bedroom while they planned the next line of attack. The Warden was in the living room, studying what kind of damage crickets can carry out if they infest your home, and Aunt Sue was sitting on a stool in the kitchen, staring at the stove. Suddenly she shouted “there he is- I have to get him before he goes back under.” The Warden grabbed the vacuum with the crevice tool- but Aunt Sue shouted “I need something bigger!” The Warden thought about the lawn mower for a second, but by that time brave Aunt Sue had grabbed a newspaper to smack Jiminy. She hit him and he jumped. And both women jumped. She smacked him again – and he again jumped. The third hit stunned him – just long enough for them to suck him up in the vacuum. Where they could see he was still alive in the canister. Meanwhile, the Boss started shouting that he wanted to know what was going on – and I joined in. The Coyote continued to nap.
We REALLY started shouting when we heard the Warden go out the front door. “Where are you going? Why can’t we come? Watch out for porcupines!” The Warden marched over to the compost bin and emptied the vacuum contents with Jiminy. May he rest in peace. Or compost.
Another project that the girls completed was the installation of a new screen for the patio door. Remember how we guys made our own dog door in the screen? Well the hole was not only big enough for us , but for an assortment of insects as well. Maybe that’s how Jiminy got in. So NOW, after much measuring, and great debates about exactly how the screen should placed in the doorway, we have one of those magnetic screens. As usual, we were sequestered during the actual construction, but once it was all up, the Warden was anxious to see if we could figure out how to use it. She sometimes underestimates our brilliance. All she had to do was call us from the other side and none of us had difficulty figuring out how to push our way through. She is so happy with the new addition- she threatened us with no treats if we attempt to pull at or swing on the screen. It’s been a few days – and so far so good. Mind you – we haven’t been sequestered out there alone with the screen…..
Anyway, Aunt Sue sadly left yesterday- and the Coyote doubled down on his ongoing hunger strike. If anything in his environment changes, we have determined it sets off a total eating protest. More significant than his usual picky behavior. He did it when Aunt Sue arrived (even though he adores her). Now don’t misunderstand- he DID eat – IF his meal included scrambled egg as a topper. OR Italian meatballs crumbled up in tiny pieces in his meal. And he didn’t turn down bread or blueberries. We’ll see how today goes – now that things are back to boring normal. Keep your paws crossed that he gets back in his usual routine- or he’ll be paying a visit to the Vet. And we know how much he enjoys that!
After Aunt Sue left yesterday, I went to an obedience heeling Workshop. The Warden said that I was positively slightly above mediocre. Things are looking up.
OK. That’s the updates from here. Enjoy this last week of August!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up. Stay safe. JBJ.