So I looked back in my blog and on June 5, 2017, we got the carpet that just went out on garbage day. A new carpet every year. Time to buy stock in area carpets.
Month: June 2018
Farewell to the carpet
It’s gone. The area carpet in the dining room was dragged out to the curb for garbage day. And now the dining room sounds empty. So Einstein’s barking sounds even louder and it echoes. Kind of.
We are having company on Friday and my human has been in a cleaning frenzy – when she hasn’t been working on the deck. Our company is coming for one night – and although the guest bedroom hasn’t been used in months, it seemed to take my human forever to clean it. Just WHERE does dust come from? Oh right – three dogs. Even though haven’t even BEEN in the guest bedroom.
The carpet in the dining room had become particularly unsightly lately. We know the FG started it. And well, we PONs decided to join in. The corners were all destroyed and some of the edges looked pretty bad too. We performed our handiwork while our human was at work each day. We NEVER attempted to touch it while she was home. So now we await the unrolling of the NEW carpet. Which arrived about a month ago. It has been stored in my human’s bedroom – she didn’t want to take it out until there was a special occasion. And now she is worried that it will be chewed on the first day. She has some special potent yucky stuff to spray all along the edges. Trust me – there is not much that will deter us PONs if we feel like eating something, though. Remember, yours truly has eaten bananas. With the peels.
So yesterday was Good Bye to Carpet Day (at least in our house) and today is National Handshake day. We all know that dogs can be taught to shake paws. And did you know that just like humans, we dogs seem to have paw preferences? Some of us are right-pawed and some are left-pawed. Of course, we can be trained to use both. As well, some of us don’t even NEED to be trained – we paw at our humans spontaneously. Which can, at times, be a BIT annoying. To get us to STOP the behavior, we should learn the command for paw or shake. And we ONLY get rewarded WHEN we are asked to shake. If we shake without being asked, the human should ignore us – or stand up and walk away. Sounds great in theory. It’s hard for my human to keep walking away during supper as one of us paws her. Not to mention the fact that if she stands up and walks away, she has to take her plate with her. We PONs are FAST. Never a dull moment…
So. Let’s take bets on how long the corners of the carpet stay intact. I think the FG will again start the handiwork. And I vote it will be at least started by mid-July. Agree? Let’s shake on it.
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 37
NO UGLY DOGS
Clearly people in California do not read my blog. How many times have I complained about an annual contest that takes place in Petaluma? And yet it was held again this past weekend. It’s the World’s Ugliest Dog contest.
This year saw a winner who drove over 30 hours to get there – an Enligh Bulldog named Zsa Zsa. She has a tongue hanging out that could drag on the floor. And her conformation – well let’s just say that she does not meet the breed standard. She was supposedly rescued from a puppy mill. And that’s the good news. And the fact that she has found a loving home.
But I don’t REALLY relish the thought of people making fun of these dogs. And I REALLY don’t like the name of the contest. Because the word “ugly” has such a negative connotation. She’s not UGLY. She’s uniquely beautiful. In her own way. Humans would hopefully never have an “Ugliest Baby contest.” So why are we canines subjected to this?
It’s all in how you look at things in life. Just because something doesn’t fit the “norm” doesn’t mean it’s less “valuable” or unattractive. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Zsa Zsa doesn’t think she looks “different.” And the love she shares with her human is no less than the love shared by a Best in Show winner.
I’m sure Zsa Zsa’s human loves her very much …but what message are we sending about being “different”? Yeah, yeah – I know we are “just dogs.” But it does make one think…
The one good thing about this contest is the fact that the winner gets $1500. Well, the winner’s HUMAN gets the cash. We HOPE the human spends the money on Zsa ZSa. You can get a LOT of dog toys and treats for $1500.
Today, take a minute to look at the world in a positive way. Instead of seeing a cloudy day and complaining about rain, be grateful you don’t have a drought. And instead of seeing a hot day as sticky and sweltering, try to think about shoveling snow. Look for the BEAUTY around you – and sometimes you will find it in the most unlikely ways and in the most unlikely places.
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 36
World Cup
Well we had a day of mourning yesterday. It was the day after Poland’s loss at the World Cup. That’s two losses. Einstien and I were cheering along with my human. Because of course, we are Polish. But our excitement didn’t last long. Poland lost. Big time. I don’t really understand how all these games work – but let’s put it this way…Poland is no longer a top contender. I’m not sure they ever were – but one can always hope.
The FG was gloating because France has WON two games. I guess we’ll have to cheer for France now. Although I AM leaning toward Iceland because it is their first time at the Cup. And the odds of them winning are like 500 to 1. I love an underdog.
And speaking of dogs and the World Cup, there is apparently a Dachshund by the name of R2D2 who predicts games every day. He is also referred to as the Psychic Sausage. He has two plates of food to choose from – the national dishes of the countries that are playing. He has two chances. If he chooses the same dish twice, that country is his pick. If he eats from both, then he is predicting a tie game. Here he is predicting the game between England and Tunisia. He picked England. And he was right! But seriously. What dog picks couscous over a steak? No offense to Tunisia or couscous. But really…
http://www.espnfc.com/fifa-world-cup/4/video/3531488/psychic-sausage-dog-predicts-england-to-win
I couldn’t find his prediction for the Poland game. They MUST have given him kielbasa. And what dog wouldn’t pick Kielbasa?! Still it didn’t work….
There is apparently a cat and a lemur also making predictions. Yes – a lemur. I’m going with the Psychic Sausage.
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 35
General stuff
Here is an interesting phenomenon. We all know about the Picky Picard’s eating habits. And my human’s continual search for new and exciting things to feed him. Unlike us PONs. Who would eat the same thing every day for the rest of our lives. And be totally content. Well not content with the portion size – we could eat a LOT more. And explode.
More good luck
Yesterday morning we let my human sleep in. Until 5:30. Then Einstein announced that it was a beautiful morning – so time to get moving. We had walking to do. And she had what she hoped was the last of the deck sanding to do.
She was lucky….
Well my human needs to go out and get a lotto ticket today. She is one VERY lucky lady. She could have found herself missing three dogs…
Take Your Dog to Work Day
June 22. And according to the Crazy calendar today is Take Your Dog to Work Day. But no. We are not going. The university where my human works does not allow dogs. BUT during exam times they DO allow therapy dogs to come in for the students to relieve stress. What about the faculty the rest of the year? Seems like discrimination if you ask me. Mind you, if my human took the three of us in, she would get absolutely no work done. So I guess it’s better we stay home.
Summer!
It’s official! Summer is here! It’s also the longest day of the year – so time for some extra fetch. Or scraping the deck. Yes, she is still at it…
Bernerdoodles
So yesterday morning my human was scrolling through Facebook. And what she saw made her stop suddenly. She is used to seeing wonderful images of puppies all the time. For example one friend got a boxer puppy recently who is absolutely gorgeous. Another friend is waiting to get her borzoi. She has another friend who just adopted a mixed breed puppy from a shelter and it is so adorable. But what she saw this time was something that really bothered her. As she was scrolling through Facebook she stopped because another friend was getting a puppy but she didn’t recognize the breed of dog. And then her heart sank. A friend was getting a Bernerdoodle. Yup a Bernese poodle or something cross. She immediately went to message the friend. However they are basically acquaintances and my human didn’t know if this person would feel she was being pushy. So she told me I should write a blog about it instead. So I get to rant. Perfect.
Bernerdoodles, , CockaPoodledos and Pugapoos are all basically mixed breed dogs. However the people who sell them are able to market them brilliantly. They are not and I repeat they are not purebred dogs. However the so-called breeders of these dogs make it appear that they are some kind of special dog. And unfortunately many people can be swayed by the power of their websites. My human went to the website of the place where her friend is getting the puppy. It is fascinating to know they they are not just mixing Bernese and labradoodles but Bernese and Aussies too. When you scroll through the MANY dogs they own (red flag) you will note that hardly any of them really look alike (red flag). There are no puppies currently available- but not to worry – they have at least 7 litters planned for this year (red flag).
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