Fugitives

Well we thought we might have broken the law.  But we didn’t .   I don’t think…

My human has been WAITING for November 1.  That’s the date that the fenced baseball field not too far from our home, allows dogs to run free.  So she PROMISED us that we would go on Monday.  Only problem?  We had to wait for the cable/phone/internet guy to come.  My human became exasperated by our molasses speed internet- and when two people from the company suggest that you go with the competition- you do it.  So she booked the appointment- but all they can tell you is that a technician will be there sometime between 8:30-5:00.  So that pretty much restricts your entire day. We had our walks early – but we couldn’t go to the ball field for fear the technician would come.
Einstein KNOWS, like a psychic, that someone is coming.  He must pick up on my human’s vigilance.  So every chance he gets- particularly if she is in the bathroom, he barks.  Even better if she is in the shower. And his alarms are generally false – he’s basically testing her response time.
Anyway, the guy finally showed up at 1:00.  We were sequestered on the deck where we barked like crazy and threw ourselves against the deck door.  The guy took a look at the required work and went to his truck to get the equipment.  He returned a few minutes later and reported he was missing a modem.  Which is pretty critical if you are changing the internet.  So he told my human he would have to go and get one.  Which would take over an hour.  My human said it was fine – as long as he called when on his way back.  That way, she could squeeze in our promised leash-free adventure. He left and my human rushed to put her coat on, stuff her pockets with treats, grab some fetch toys and load us into the vehicle.  And that’s when the adventure begins.  And her blood pressure goes up. 
She puts the FG in a crate and Einstein and I ride behind him in the vehicle.  At least we are supposed to.  But before my human even got into the driver’s seat, I was happily seated in the passenger seat. She got out, went around the car, opened the passenger door and moved me back to the back.  I should add that while this is going on, the FG is SCREAMING like he is being tortured.  His screaming continued and my attempts to weasel my way back to the front seat continued as we drove to the ball field.  
We pulled into the parking lot of the field, all excited and then saw it.  “It” being a GIANT St Bernard running loose in the field.  With his human pushing a baby carriage. How do you spell potential recipe for disaster.  There was no way my human would let us loose in a field with a GIANT dog we didn’t know.  So we waited in the car – now with all three of us participating in a screaming choir.  So we waited.  And waited.  5 minutes.  10 minutes. 15 minutes.  At which point the woman pushing the carriage went to a side gate and went to get a stick for Cujo to retrieve .  That’s went my human said “Let’s go for a drive.”  She headed for another ball field and drove about 15 minutes.  She still wasn’t at the destination.  And she started thinking that by the time we got there, we would need to turn around and go back home to meet the technician. By this point the screaming had burned down to a low grumble.  So we turned around. As she came back to the original destination, she saw the field was now empty. She pulled in and prayed that nobody else would show up.  She unloaded me and Einstein and put us in the field to smell all the traces of Cujo and any other dogs who had been there.  She unloaded the FG who ran with wild abandon.  Even though he didn’t know why.
She pulled out the fetch toys and yours truly and the FG nearly exploded.  The only problem with the FG – he can’t WAIT to get the toy.  But he never brings it all the way back.  He collapses and rolls on it. I, on the other hand , ALWAYS come back.  I knew she had treats in her pocket.  Meanwhile, Einstein wanders and just watches the proceedings.  He’ll fetch but he takes his time.  He’s in no rush.
So the throwing and walking to the rolling Picard continued for about a half hour.  At which point, my human figured we had had enough. Plus she wanted to get home for the technician.
After she loaded us in the vehicle, she glanced at the gate. The sign had always read No Dogs – from May 1 – November 1. But she was shocked to see that the sign no longer had the dates.  Just NO DOGS allowed. We could have been arrested !  Yikes!!!! She furtively looked around, jumped in the car and sped home.
We were all silent- knowing how close we had come to incarceration. OK.  Maybe they wouldn’t throw us in jail – but who wants a ticket?!
As soon as we got home, she searched the municipality’s website to see if we were fugitives.  She DID find a page that said that field WAS open to dogs in the winter.  She didn’t seriously study if that was the most current update to that page.  Ignorance is bliss. Mind you – not really in the case of the law…
So that was our big adventure yesterday.  I HOPE we can still go there.  I mean it was obvious that Cujo thought he could be free – and he wasn’t exactly inconspicuous.  But there have been some recent By-Law changes- which were not all that positive for dog owners.  My human is wondering if this slipped into the legislation.  We’ll have to find out…
Have a good one. Peace and paws up .
Seizure free days: 53

Collars, Galgos and antiques

So after getting my human up at 4:00AM, and after our breakfast and her “nap” – she abandoned us for several hours yesterday and went to a Christmas craft and antique fair.  She claims she “helped” her friend who had a booth and was selling antiques- but we also found out she did some “shopping.” 

First off she found the booth of a woman who sold mostly dog related antiques and collectibles. For my human, that’s akin to putting a kid in a toy store.  So although she didn’t “need” any more things for her collection aka dog museum, she did find a few things she couldn’t pass up.  They weren’t edible so we didn’t care.
Then she found a booth that sold dog collars and the woman who makes them is from Newfoundland.  Her collars are VERY cool – and of course, my human came home with one .  Check it out -it resembles the famous painted houses in St John’s, Newfoundland.

They had LOTS of cool patterns and styles.  It was hard to pick the one.  We’ll all be fighting over it.  So you KNOW she’ll be ordering two more on-line. You can find her here:

Anyway, in typical chatty fashion, my human started talking to the very pleasant, passionate owner of the business.  And OBVIOUSLY she owns dogs.  She has a 10.5 year old Great Dane.  Yes- you read that correctly-10.5.  And going strong.  Must be that pure, fresh Newfoundland air.  
And the woman also has three Galgos.  Don’t know what they are? Well my human, the Queen of Rare Breeds didn’t know either.  But she learned a LOT.  Galgos are an ancient Spanish sighthound.  While they look kind of like a greyhound (and in fact the name is synonymous with Spanish greyhound), they ARE quite different.  They come in two coats – short and long hair and a variety of colors.  They are recognized by the FCI and the UKC.  The big difference from greyhounds – Galgos are built not just for speed, but for endurance.  They are used in Spain for rabbit hunting. And they excel at the sport.  The only problem- after hunting season is over, thousands – yes thousands are put to death,  some in  horrid ways.  The plight of this ancient breed has been recognized and there are rescue groups around Europe and even in North America.  So this woman has three rescued girls. She couldn’t say enough about this fascinating breed- although she acknowledged that they are not for everyone.  Because they are often raised in horrible conditions, they require a LOT of rehab.  Still – she advocates that they can be loving, wonderful pets.  I found the following link to a story done by National Geographic about the breed.  I warn you that some of the content is disturbing- when you see just how cruel some humans can be.  
But rescue groups like this one here in Canada, work hard to give these dogs a loving home.
So although WE didn’t get to go to the show, we learned a lot of cool dog stuff – so we’ll forgive my human this time.  I think it was her payback for getting her up at 4AM.  
She CLAIMS she has a surprise for us today.  We’ll see.  Maybe it’s a Galgo!!! And we could chase bunnies together!!  We’ll see…
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 52

Time change

Well the phone alarms were going off at all times this week. That’s what happens when the time changes.

It has taken my human two years to figure out my medication times when the clock  changes.  And she FINALLY got it. She started this procedure on Monday.  You see I take one of my meds promptly 
at 7AM and at 7 PM.  So.  She started stretching my time by 15 minutes.  So 7:15 and 7:15 for two days.  Then 7:30 and 7:30.  Then 7:45 etc.  So this morning at what WOULD be 8:00, was now 7:00.  So I’m back to my 7-7 schedule.  With no glitches – and thankfully no seizures!  Great news.
Of course you KNOW we wanted to get up at 5 this morning.  Like we do when my human has to be into work early. Which meant it was really 4AM with the time change.  My human kept trying to argue that we didn’t need to go out yet.  She managed to stay in bed until 4:30, but finally conceded defeat. She decided to take us out quickly, feed us and then she went back to bed! What a waste – those walks should have been an hour longer!
My human and her sister went to a dinner at the church last night. A woman came over, introduced herself and started chatting.  They had not formally met before.  My human said “Aren’t you the couple with the Yorkshire terrier?” My human thought she recognized the couple from the infamous Blessing of the Pets.  The woman looked at my human and her eyes opened wide and she said “wait – you’re the woman with the runaway dog- aren’t you?!”  My human nodded and the woman went on to say how scary that was.  No kidding!  Obviously St Francis was looking down and saved the FG who could have turned a blessing ceremony into a funeral. Yes.  We are now well known in the church community.
Today is going to be a sunny Sunday after a notoriously rainy, windy Saturday. Somehow, though, every time we needed to go out, the rain stopped.  Maybe that Blessing is working for the weather too!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 51

Cliche Day

November 3.  And it’s Cliche Day.  Cliches are overused common expressions, that some argue often lose their original intended message. Some people even call them “trite.” Oftentimes we use them and don’t even think about it.   And many cliches are idioms-which have hidden meanings.  They are not meant to be taken literally- but sure can be confusing for people who don’t know the language.  For example when you say someone has a chip on his shoulder, you’re not really talking about chips. 

Here are a few common cliches, and my own version:
You can’t judge a book by its cover.  My version: You can’t judge a poodle by it’s weird hairdo.
 
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  My version:  It is better to have tried countersurfing and failed than never to have tried at all.
Money is the root of all evil.  My version: Grooming tools are the root of all evil.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.  My version: Dogs are a girl’s best friend.
And here are some photos and cliches:

Hope they gave you a chuckle! I think cliches are the best thing since sliced bread! Sorry- I couldn’t resist.

Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 50!

Solving problems…

Well it seems that the drop in our blog traffic was not due to something offensive that I said.  At least not in the past week.  It appears that there is a glitch in the blog program and we are not the only ones experiencing what appeared to be a sudden drop in popularity.  Or is it pupularity.  Wait – PONularity.  So my human was somewhat relieved.

Again, I must thank everyone for the poop bag offers.  We have found several local sources- so between the stash that my human bought, her sister bought AND Pig Pen’s human bought for us – we are now the proud owners of over 800 bags.  So we are stocked up until the end of 2018.  We had so many offers- someone suggested we start a collection from around the world. That’s actually a cool idea.  My human collects stuff.  I could have MY own collection.  THAT’S how I can finally get into the Guinness Book of Records – World’s Largest Poop Bag Collection. 
And speaking of gifts, check out the cool tick collar I got from one of my blog readers- Kathy. She made it just for me.  

They are just like these collars.  
Some people swear by them so I am quite happy to be her guinea PON and try it out.  I won’t be able to leave it on when my human is not around, as it would be most enticing for Einstein to chew on.  But I’ll be wearing it when I run around in the woods. Kathy said she isn’t sure really why they work, but her dog hasn’t had any ticks since wearing one.  And as she noted, if it doesn’t work, at least it is pretty!  And I agree!!!
So three big problems addressed this week- low blog traffic, the poop bag deficit, and ticks.  Problems solved.  And the best news?  It’s Friday.  Which means the weekend and extra long walks!!!!! Release the poop bags !!!
Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 49

Dog photography

November 1.  And on this day in 1941, an American photographer by the name of Ansel Adams took a famous photo in New Mexico of a moonrise over the town of Hernandez , and it was said to be one of the most famous images in photography history. Google it to see the fascinating photo.  Adams is well known for his famous black and white photos in Yosemite National Park.  He was a naturalist and conservationist who dedicated much of his life to not only photography but to preserving and protecting wildlife. 

I couldn’t find many dog photos by Adams- he was primarily a landscape photographer- but he did take photos of other things too. Mostly nature shots.
But the topic of photography got me looking for famous dog photographers.  And there are PLENTY.  One is William Wegman who is famous for his photos of Weimaraners. Here’s a short video featuring him:
Then we have a guy by the name of Jesse Freidin.  I liked his views on dogs…and some of the projects he has done.
Here’s a guy who basically travels the world, stops people and takes photos of their dogs.  He’s the Dogist and his work went crazy on Instagram:
My human has a great friend, Janet who is retired from the US military.  I’ve written about Janet before – and her heroic role at the Pentagon during 9/11.  And I have also written about her retired military working dogs – the late great Emzy and her current girl, Ares.  Since retirement, Janet has completed a degree in photography and is now a Pet Photographer.  Janet does a lot of pro bono work for a military working dog program.  My human is so proud to call her a friend. Here is a sampling of her work:
That is just a snapshot (pun intended) of the many amazing dog photographers out there.  Now while Ansel Adams deserves credit for his incredible photography- let’s face it, it’s not like he had to make a tree stand still.  He also didn’t need to know how to make a variety of barking and unusual sounds.  He also didn’t have to carry around a squeak ball. Or yummy liver bites.  Sure he was GREAT – but I have to give credit to dog photographers who can capture an amazing photo of man (and woman’s) best friend- and tell a story through that image.  And heaven knows – when you are owned by a dog, you have lots of stories to tell.
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 48

Happy Halloween

Well, here it is.   Halloween.  And the dreaded attire photos.  Yes – we have the “good shot” you see above.  But I KNOW what all of you prefer.  The bloopers.  Strangely, we didn’t have THAT many this year.  Einstein, of course, was the cooperative one for attire shots and leaf photos. 

The FG becomes completely appalled when it comes to any kind of attire. 

He looks SO dejected, my human quickly removes the attire and he is all smiles.

And me?  Well my response is pretty evident. 

My human will rush home after work today to greet the possible crowd of three children.  And then she’ll begin to eat the candy and chips that she bought for 65 children.  JUST in case a busload arrives.  Need I add that she is STILL trying to work off the effects of the Halloween goodies from TWO YEARS AGO.  The good news?  More walks for us.

Wonder how Max, the 90 lb puppy next door,  will react if any kids show up at their place.  We can’t see Max’s house from our house.  But we can hear him at times – and NO DOUBT he hears us.  Particularly Einstein.  The other night, I swear he and Einstein were having a conversation.  So far, none of us have dashed over to his place when we had the chance.   So far….

Anyway – my canine friends, stay out of the chocolates tonight.  Don’t dsah out if the door is open.  Try not to scare away small children.  And lastly, shake your head madly if your human makes you wear any attire you don’t like.  So they can’t get a good photo.  Or if that fails….stick out your tongue.

Have a good one.  Peace an paws up.
Seizure free days: 47

Stocking up. And meeting the next victim.

All is right with the world.  My human is happy.  We are happy (although we are always pretty happy unless: a) it is raining out; b) it is grooming time; c) we have to pose in holiday attire; or d) supper is late. So we are generally in a good mood. But I digress…

The reason for the joy and elation?  Check it out:

She found some.  She traveled to several Dollar stores and found that not ALL carry them any longer. When she spotted them in a store in the heart of downtown, she grabbed an armload full.  She went up to the counter, looked at the clerk and said “Don’t ask.”  The woman said “ I have a dog.  No need to explain.  He’s a little Boston Terrier.  And obviously I gave him too many treats yesterday.  It was a three bag morning.” My human just about leapt over the counter to hug her. Kindred poop spirits.
After the discovery, my human got a text from her sister. She had asked her sister to check the Dollar Store near her office. More good news.  Another source. Her sister bought her 4 more boxes.  So we now have over 600 bags.  That should see us through November.  
When my human went to our pet store yesterday to get our food, she saw that THEY carry the handled biodegradable variety. But at 7.49 plus tax for 120 bags, we would have to cut back on treats. Or so she threatened.  You KNOW she’ll buy them if she has to. At the pet store they have this frequent buyer program for our food.  You buy like 100 bags and get one free.  OK maybe not 100, and it IS nice to get a free bag.  But you KNOW my human couldn’t keep quiet.  She asked the clerk why they didn’t have a frequent buyer program for poop bags.  He just stared at her.  They are used to her questions.  All the time.  
Last night we had a visitor…a new victim …errrrr – I mean sitter.  My human has a “conference “ coming up in a few weeks- so we were interviewed last night.  What happened to the last sitter?  Well she was lovely and we really liked her.  And she was supposed to come during this “conference.”  Then she sent my human a text with an announcement.  She got a puppy! And she wondered if she could bring the little girl to stay when she would come to sit for us.  Now my human REALLY liked her – but the thought of us three hellions AND a puppy did not seem like a good idea.  I mean it took 2 years for me to like the FG.  And I’ve been doing so well with my seizure count, my human didn’t want to upset things. So we had to hunt for a new peep.  And we met her last night.  She is VERY experienced with dogs and does a LOT of sitting. My human loved her instantly and after we stopped barking and jumping, we did too.  I mean we REALLY loved her.  I mean REALLY, REALLY.  Even Einstein and I – the sometimes “aloof twins.”  We adored her.  I can’t WAIT for her to come! The guilt gifts will just be a bonus.
So it was a happy day all around.
Yes. All is right with the world… at least our little world….
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 46

Serial CANINE Pooper. Part 2.

Well my comment the other day about our “serial canine pooper” and our problem obtaining handled poop bags probably elicited more comments than most blogs I post.  Let’s face it – people owned by dogs love to talk poop.  Well maybe they don’t LOVE it – but the topic is just so common.  I seriously doubt that people owned by cats have the same discussions.  Then again…maybe they do…    “So what’s YOUR favorite litter?  Fluffy isn’t using his litter box, what should I do?  Fido likes to raid Fluffy’s litter box, and it’s a real problem….” So maybe they do too.

I coined the phrase “serial pooper”  but should have checked it on-line first.  Don’t Google it.  You don’t want to know.  ( You know you will.).  Anyway I am NOW calling it serial CANINE pooper.  And I did look for this behavior on-line afterwards.   Because those of you who are owned by one of them – and there appear to be many of you – it is a challenging behavior when it comes to hunting and gathering.  Apparently, some dogs do it to leave a scent trail.  When we poop, our scent glands leave a musky odor.  It’s kind of our canine signature.  Dogs who walk and poop are leaving a longer signature.  Kind of like leaving a trail of breadcrumbs in the forest.  Then again, maybe that’s not the best analogy.  Anyway, that’s what I understand is one reason they do it.  They also say that it is easier for some dogs to….eliminate that way.  So that’s also why they do it. 
I don’t think the FG thinks about his signature. I think he just doesn’t like staying still for very long.  
The handled poop bag problem was met with much sympathy.  People like handled bags.  AND biodegradable bags.  And there are products with both features available on-line.  Although I hear they can be pricey.  Supply and demand… I must confess, our Dollar store options were not biodegradable.  But they DID smell like vanilla….The other issue that people discussed was capacity….I’m telling you, this topic was HOT.  Clearly size matters.  A bag for a chihuahua will NOT work for a Saint Bernard.  Do they actually sell them by size….I always thought they were a generic size…
My human is off today so she may try to hit other Dollar stores in the area and if she finds the old stock she will be buying everything they have. 
As one of our dear friends in France commented – isn’t it wonderful how everyone came to our aid with poop bag suggestions?!  The internet is an amazing place.  And isn’t this fitting because today in 1969, the first computer to computer link was made – basically the precursor to the internet. So it’s kind of the birthday of the Internet.  Little did they know back then that their invention would solve such critical world problems as poop bag procurement.  Yes- it’s a small world after all….
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 44

Birthday. Postscript.

Well I had a pretty great birthday.  It began with a long walk in the morning – which was fun.  It was  a crisp, sunny day. 

In the afternoon- we didn’t REALLY have the BEST time.  We had to do some obligatory leaf photos.  Does the woman not have enough photos of us YET?!  But she DID have dehydrated beef lung – so who can pass up THAT?!  Sure I’ll pose for pictures when you have that kind of a bribe. So it was ok.

I got loads of birthday greetings.  My human was jealous of all greeting I received- from as far away as JAPAN!!! How awesome is that?!  Thank you to everyone for all the best wishes. 

And another super neat thing about the day…get ready for this one.  My human went for dinner with her sister to their favorite haunt – Martin’s Kitchen.  It’s located at the golf course in our neighborhood..  The chef is amazing – he serves world class food.  But the best part? He read my blog and saw it was my birthday.  So he prepared  a meal – just for ME!!! Chicken and rice and veggies.  It was awesome.  I even shared some with Einstein and the FG.  And guess what – the FG ate EVERYTHING in his bowl.  Of course he did. Beats my human’s cooking.
So all in all (even with the photo shoot) it was a perfect day.
I mentioned yesterday though, that I have a problem.  It’s about my blog.  Last week…well I tanked.  What do I mean?  Well I track my readership and ever since I’ve been writing, my numbers have gone up.  Slowly but surely.  But last week- well my numbers plummeted!  And I don’t know why?!  Was it something I said?  Didn’t say?  I mean I didn’t say anything that supported or condemned any political party.  They’re all crazy anyway.  I didn’t make fun of the Royal family.  And why would I – they’re dog people.  I didn’t use any politically incorrect language ( that I remember anyway).  I didn’t trash any of the radical animal rights groups.  At least not last week.  I don’t think I used any sexist terminology.  Even though we boys rule in this house.  Just kidding.  Sort of.
Anyway, if anyone can think of something that I did – can you message me?! Maybe I’m just getting boring in my old age.  Now that I’m a “senior.”  Although I was happy to find out that 7 year old dogs in Europe are not considered seniors!  I’m moving there.
Thanks again for all the greetings.  I appreciated them more than you’ll ever know!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 44