June 10. And it’s the birthday of the Duke of Edinburgh- or better known as Prince Philip – husband to Queen Elizabeth. He turns 98 today. 98!! And it appears he is as witty as ever, although his driving skills may have deteriorated just a bit! But it’s not like he can’t find somebody to give him a lift.
Month: June 2019
Happy birthday MJF
June 9. And today is the birthday of the famous television and movie actor, comedian and producer- Michael J. Fox. He also happens to have Canadian roots! But besides his notable professional career- he is also known for the work he has done through the Micheal J Fox Foundation – in finding a cure for Parkinson’s Disease – a condition that Michael himself was diagnosed with when he was just 29 years old. To date, his foundation has raised over 800 million dollars for funded research in this challenging neurological disease.
Bad news
Jeepers I hate to share this news…I had another seizure.
Triplets
Her highness was on the phone the other night, talking to her old friend Janet, in Texas. No sooner did she comfortably situate herself on the sofa in the DFZ, when Einstein and the FG decided to start playing Poke-a-PON. We know what that entails…the FG pokes Einstein in the butt, Einstein swings around as if he is about to kill him – but instead he just barks at him. And barks. And the FG leaps back and squeaks. And he goes back to poke again. And so it goes. Poke. Spin. Bark. Squeak. Poke. Spin. Bark. Squeak.
- Picture two year old triplets who didn’t sleep for two nights and have just each eaten a chocolate bar after they got into your purse.
- Picture a tank of three hungry sharks after a bunch of fish have been thrown into the tank.
- Picture three Girl Scouts (or Boy Scouts) who accidentally step on a bees’ nest while out hiking.
- Picture three Capuchin monkeys who get into a big bottle of molasses.
- Picture three cats who get their tails caught in a doorway.
- Picture those two year old triplets again – this time getting into bottles of nail polish.
When nature calls
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go…
Hazards
Well it has only taken three years – but the FG has FINALLY figured out something important. He has FINALLY realized that IF you want to eat something, like a piece of banana, or a small piece of toast, or a carrot or a treat- you do NOT put it on the floor. IF you think you like it, keep it in your mouth and run. To the other room. Even then – it is critical that you do NOT take time to examine the edible. If it hits the floor, the shaggy Roomba suddenly appears out of nowhere, and your edible disappears.
Shopping carts.
On this day in 1937, a guy by the name of Sylvan Goldman in Oklahoma, designed the first shopping cart. So you guessed it – today is Shopping Cart Day. I’ve been waiting all year for this day. Sure I have.
In the stars
So I was scrolling through the internet and found one of “those” sites that lists the “best dogs for”….people who work at home….for emotional support animals… for people who are active… for people with blonde hair….OK – I made up that last one. But you get the point. I have talked about this before. These “scientific” sites. But of course, I couldn’t RESIST looking at the “best dog” for humans with different Zodiac signs. Now I am NOT a big follower of Zodiac stuff and neither is my human – although I HAVE caught her reading her daily horoscope in the paper. If the prediction is good, she believes it. If not – it’s just a bunch of hoohee.
So what did these sites say? According to the first site I found, my human, who is a Leo, should have a Rottweiler. That’s not even CLOSE to a PON or a Picard.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/culture/the-best-dog-breed-for-you-based-on-your-zodiac-sign.html/
So I thought I would double check to see what another site says. Here they suggested a Cairn terrier, a Pomeranian, a Dachshund or a PUG!
https://www.rd.com/culture/dog-breed-zodiac-sign/
Let’s check one more. Here they suggested Chow chows – or PUGS again. That’s two votes for Pug…
https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/lifestyle/zodiac-signs-dog-breeds/
And one LAST site. Here they said a Golden.
https://www.bustle.com/p/the-best-dog-breed-for-you-based-on-your-zodiac-sign-8536653
I didn’t see PONs or Picards as a suggestion for ANY Zodiac signs. What Zodiac sign has a LOT of patience? And a sense of humor. And I repeat – a LOT of patience. Mind you – we PONs and Picards ARE smart – so we can train ANY Zodiac sign.
Speaking of which – time to take out our Leo. Oh – and tune in tomorrow to find out about my human’s latest crazy project…heaven help us….
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 5
The cat burglar
Everybody in our neighborhood (which basically includes a single road), knows that we are crazy. Whether it’s the distant incessant barking of Einstein from our yard, the repetitive shouting of one of our names when we have gone on the lam, the sounds of Cujo as he approaches neighbors on the road (even though he IS friendly) or the witnessing of an unexpected bunny chase through a neighbor’s yard – they know we are crazy. And it appears we are in good company.
Spooooooooooky.
Choking
According to the crazy calendar, today is Heimlich Maneuver Day. In 1974, Dr. Henry Heimlich came up with this procedure-which is also known as abdominal thrusts- to help individuals who are choking. By properly performing this procedure you can save someone’s life – including your own.