Pandemonium Day. I am not kidding.

Today is July 14 and according to the crazy calendar, it is Pandemonium Day.  It is supposed to be a day to celebrate being unstuffy, to living in an unorganized, unplanned, uproarious way – for the day, anyway. To bascially “engage your inner child” and feel FREE.  That’s what the website said.

My human laughed HYSTERICALLY when she read this.  Our entire LIFE is Pandemonium  – or what she refers to as PONdemonium.  No two days are EVER the same.  Or calm.  Beginning with someone counter surfing, or Einstein barking out orders, or someone sneaking into the garbage and eating dryer lint, or me standing at the garage door staring at it and willing it to open so I can race in to look for dog food…. Or then we have the FG licking Einsteins’ private parts – while Einstein is at the water bowl sloshing it everywhere – and my human is racing for the squirt gun to stop him.   We have the alarm going off to remind her to give me my pills.  And the staring threesome who drool while waiting for her to share her banana.  After which the FG rubs his face along every cupboard and  wall.  He’s even knocked over chairs while rubbing his face.  And then we have the three of us rolling on the new, clean carpet.  So far the edges have remained intact.  So far.

And all of this has happened BEFORE 7 AM.

And somebody invented a DAY to celebrate being spontaneous?   Let them spend a week with us.  Make that a day.  They’ll be proclaiming the Need for Rest and Silence Day.

Anyway – if you DO live a sedate, organized, calm life – go out and be crazy today.  And if you’re not sure how to do it – give us a call.

Have a good one.  Peace and pawsup!
Seizure free days: 53

"Un" bearable….

More neighborhood excitement.  It was Wednesday morning.  It was cool and foggy when we went out for our morning walk at 5:15.  In fact, the street lights were still on because the skies were overcast too.  We trotted up our driveway and that’s when we first spotted the carnage.

Wednesday is garbage day.  And in addition to regular garbage, it is also green bin organics collection day.  As soon as we got 3/4 way up the driveway and we had a clear view of the road, we noticed that our neighbor’s green bin had been knocked over.  And someone had been rummaging through – resulting in a stinky mess on the road.  Obviously Mr. Bear was back.  Across the road, another green bin was also knocked over.  With similar messy results.  My human kept us on SHORT leashes – after all, what could be more irresistible to a PON than stinky garbage.  As we wandered up the road, it was evident that only two out of seven cans were left standing.  We had not put out our green bin – that had been emptied a few nights before.  It was evident by the carnage that Mr. Bear had thoroughly enjoyed his buffet.  And now the crows were shouting out the news about leftovers and helping themselves to the treats.

My human texted the neighbors to give them the heads up – although she felt a bit guilty about being the bearer (no pun intended) of the bad news so early in the morning.  Happy breakfast.

When the FG went for his walk, my human had to again steer clear of the crow smorgasbord.

It looks like green bins will have to stay in garages until Paddington moves on.  I honestly thought that he was gone after we saw him the first time, but evidently he is enjoying the neighborhood soup kitchen too much.   And imagine his delight when the bins were all conveniently lined up for him!! I would have liked to have been riding down the road to see him during the feast.  Note I said riding – IN the car.

I’ll keep you updated about any sitings.  Now.  We just need to see a moose…

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure fee days: 52

Thoreau

July 12.  And today is the birthday of Henry David Thoreau.  He was an American writer, naturalist, and historian who believed in simple living but also was a political activist who wrote about Civil Disobedience.  The term refers to nonviolent resistance to government policies. Seems like a term well asssociated with the canines in this house.  So we had to salute him.

I don’t know if Thoreau ever owned a dog.  But he had a few dog quotes (according to the internet…) and also many other thought provoking quotes.  Thought I would just share a few today. Hope you enjoy them!

Have a good one! Peace and paws up!

Seizure free days: 51

Pet Photo Day

It’s Wednesday, July 11 and according to the crazy calendar, it’s All American Pet Photo Day. OK.  So we live in Canada.  But really, EVERY day in this house is Pet Photo Day. My human has taken literally thousands of photos of us.  And her friends on Facebook are subjected to them – all the time. And NOW we have an Instagram account.  Which is yet another way to inundate the public with yet another shot of one, two or in a miracle moment, all three of us.  My human is not a photographer.  She has friends and family members who have REAL cameras and take serious photos- and they are professionals .  My human uses her iPhone.  For ALL the photos she posts. Once upon a time she had a camera.  That used something called film.  I thought that film was the scuzzy olfactory art we dogs leave on windows. Anyway, she now uses her phone for all photos.  It’s light.  It’s easy to carry. And she can whip it out in a second, while we are innocently minding our own business.  Sure she DOES try to set us up for shots, but it’s like herding a pack of toddlers who just ate too much sugar at grandma’s house.  Besides the challenge of getting us to remain stationary, you THEN have the challenge of getting all three of us to look at you.  For every cute photo that is posted, 439 others were also taken that didn’t turn out so cute.  But trust me, these photo shoots do not go on for long- we are unionized and when one of us quits for the day, we’ll we pretty much all quit. Despite the challenge, she loves it.  And she started thinking if she had to pick her top 10 photos to date- what would she pick.  Well here they are.  Many are not technically fancy, and may even be a bit blurry.  But there is something about these shots that she really loves.  And trust me, this was NOT easy to do…and they are in no particular order…

The photo at the start of this blog is me saying “Seriously- you don’t have enough photos of us yet?!”  And I fear she doesn’t.  But hey – the treats are good for the photo shoots….

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 50 
Oh.  And if you haven’t seen ENOUGH pictures of us, you can follow us on Instagram @frodopon.  Yes, there are photos on there that don’t always appear on Facebook.  Great.  Now she needs photos for BOTH sites.  Better stock up on those treats!!!!!

He’s baaaaaaaaack

Sunday night my human was getting ready for bed.  In fact, she was IN bed – but checking owl sounds on her iPad.  Yes – you read that correctly.  Owl sounds.  Why?  Because she was just dozing off – and could hear an owl outside.  It’s not the first night she has heard him – but she wanted to figure out what kind of owl it was.  Is it any wonder we dogs have attention deficit problems – look at our human.  Anyway, she was playing a bunch of owl calls and determined that it was a Barred owl.  Maybe.  She’s no ornithologist.

As she was playing the calls on her iPad, the FG suddenly sprang up, raced to the kitchen and gave out THE most fierce big dog bark I have EVER heard him do. We all know that Einstein aka the Canine Crier is the one who intiates barking in this house.  For EVERYTHING.  But it was the FG who started this, quickly followed by Einstein – who ran after him into the kitchen.  I stayed in the bedroom with my human – no point in all of us doing guard duty.

 My human figured that were just reacting to her playing the owl sounds on the iPad.  So she told them to settle down – and after a few more woofs, they slowly came back to bed.  And it was a peaceful night.

HOWEVER, we found out the next morning that the FG and Einstein DID hear something besides the owl sounds.  And there was clear evidence about what they heard.   Our garbage cans and green organics bin were all knocked over.  It appears Mr. Bear may be back in the neighborhood.  We thought he had moved on – but clearly he has come back.  So we have to be on alert again.

The weather forecast is a BIT ominous for Thursday.  It could be a Tropical Storm.  It could be a hurricane.  Or it could be a few showers.  Surprisingly the weatherman didn’t throw in blizzard and sunny skies just to cover all bases.  All I know is that if it involves rain, we PONs will NOT be impressed.

Today the forecast is beautiful – so we’ll take it.
Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 49

Canine Crier

It’s Monday, July 9 and it’s International Town Criers Day.  Town Criers have been around since Ancient Greece – announcing everything from proclamations of war, to truces to later announcements about local news and events.  They were eventually replaced by newspapers- and today they serve primarily in a ceremonial role.

I have to share news about the recently appointed Town Crier for Halifax Olde Town .  He is a young man by the name of Will Brewer.  And Will has made history in Canada being the first Town Crier who happens to have Down Syndrome.  He is excited about his new role – and it’s great to see special individuals being recognized for their skills.  Oyez Will – well done.
Now they just need a canine designate for a Town Crier, too.  And we ALL know who would win.  Hands down.  Einstein.  My human has just begun to realize how vocally demanding he is.  Sometimes I think when you live with it all the time, you don’t even notice it any more. I’ve told you before how he barks out meal preparation instructions- AND he barks almost incessantly when my human takes the FG for his morning walk.  My human tries to sneak up on him while he is barking so she can sternly tell him “no,” but he always stops when he hears her coming.  She even tied the FG to a tree halfway up the driveway one day so she could sneak up on Einstein.  She waited silently outside the door,  but he heard her.  So he was quiet… she started to go back up the driveway to get the FG, untied him and the canine Crier again started his proclamation. She raced back down the driveway. And he stopped.  Someone should video those two.
Well I am happy to announce that the deck is DONE.  Thanks to two great friends, who seem to enjoy painting – my human is happy once again.  The deck has a new coat of solid stain and looks marvelous.  And no paws prints through wet stain.  Now we get to see who will be the first to pee on it…

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 48

Yard sale

Yesterday we were up and out at our usual 5AM.  We are creatures of habit-,and we don’t care that it’s Saturday. We just know it’s a new day – and we are happy to get rolling .  Like we dogs do every day. Humans should follow our lead on this.

After our morning constitutionals, we ate and my human did too.  Then she invited me to come into the garage.  Einstein shouted “no – don’t go.  It’s a trap!!” But did I listen?  Nope.  And the next thing I knew-I was on the grooming table. An hour later we emerged -with one much nicer looking PON and a tired human. She didn’t plan to do Einstein, but looked at him and knew she had to do it.  She lured him into the garage they they emerged 90 minutes later with a new dog.  Elroy was next, but his time was much shorter.
When we all fluffified, and she had finally taken a shower (grooming is hard work) she took me and Einstein out.  Again.  
We didn’t know where we were going , but it wasn’t long before we noticed a bunch of cars parked at Jackson’s house.  The neighborhood yard sale.  Where humans try to sell things from home and then end up buying more stuff from other people.  Another brilliant human idea.
My human wasn’t organized enough to take things to sell.  Heaven knows we could probably sell one of the many sizes of dog crates we own.  But she couldn’t get her act together to take things up there at the crack of dawn for the sale.  BUT she decided, with some trepidation to take us up there.  She told us she was going to put “FREE” signs on us. Funny. 
 I think she figured that after all that grooming, someone ought to see her efforts. She was a little nervous that Einstein might scare away prospective buyers with his “welcome” bark- but he surprised her by remaining silent.  He even allowed a few shoppers and neighbors to pet him- although he was more interested in checking the contents of the tables for possible food items.  We were kept on short leashes for fear we  might pee on a table. But we actually settled in quite well and stayed for about a half hour without any problems at all.  Then it was the FG’s turn to head over…

He was kept on a VERY short leash.  Although he is more sociable than a politician seeking election- he has this vice called “jumping.”  He has to be reminded to keep all four paws on the ground.  While my human envisioned yard sale items flying, he was also very well behaved.  Several people asked what he was.  A “Coyote- wolfhound a doodle” my human answered.  Just kidding.

So we all enjoyed socializing with the neighbors and were well behaved.  I did note, though, that she didn’t take us back to the BBQ in the evening.  Now THAT would have been chaos.  Then again, maybe we would have behaved….Who am I kidding?  Hamburgers and snacks readily available?  Yup.  It would have been chaos…
Maybe next year…
Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 47

Ordinary days

For all my loyal blog followers, you know that I share our stories daily.  And let’s face it – we three canines provide plenty of material to write about.  And when we aren’t being bad (rarely) we share history and crazy events that all include some connection to dogs.  But every now and then we have an ordinary day – and the world news is either too dismal to share, or nothing overly cool has occurred in canine circles.

And today is one of those ordinary days. No bears.  No chewed carpets (so far…).  No  counter surfing escapades.   No grooming torture.  Pretty ordinary stuff.  
Although there IS something to celebrate- and something that I was actually nervous about writing- for fear of jinxing things.  It’s my counter.  Several of you have noticed that we are up to 46 seizure-free days.  Which is a record – given that the longest stretch in quite a few months had been 42 days.  It seems we have found the right combination of drugs for me – including my CBD oil.   The difficult thing about epilepsy is the “right” combination can vary from dog to dog.  And we all know that things can change in an instant – so we are happy about each and every seizure-free day.
A kind list member on a Facebook page for PONs,  sent us some info about research that is being done on canine epilepsy in Switzerland.  My humaand now has a contact there – and will be contacting them to find out more info.
So today maybe nothing crazy exciting will happen to you.  But that also means that nothing bad happened either!  Sometimes we forget to be grateful for “ordinary” days.   And when you think about it – ordinary can actually be quite extraordinary!!
Have a good, ordinary day. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 46

A birthday

July 6.  And today is the birthday of Tenzin Gyatso.  Don’t know who that is?  It’s the Dalai Lama – the spiritual leader of Tibetans and monk from the School of Tibetan Buddhism.  He turns 83 today – and is a popular guy.  He won the Nobel Peace prize in 1989.  He is a peace loving charismatic man, who happens to have  his own pages on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

And did you know that when he was forced to flee Tibet in 1959, he took his dog with him?  And the breed? A Tibetan Terrier, by the name of Senge.  I read that when he lived in Tibet he also had eight Tibetan Mastiffs that served as guard dogs.  That’s 
 a lot of dogs – especially when you see that even ONE Tibetan Mastuff is a lot of dog! Clearly he’s a dog lover…mind you – I think he loves ALL animals.  But still- I didn’t read that he took his cat with him when he fled.  If he owned a cat….
The Dalai Lama has many wonderful words of wisdom and loads of quotes.  But I’ll just share two with you today.  Enjoy.

Wise words from a wise man.  Who, of course, happens to like dogs…

Have a good one. Peace and paws up! 
Seizure free days: 45

In the doghouse

Here is a BRILLIANT idea.  Wish I had thought of it….

We all know that dogs should NOT be left in cars during the hot sumer weather.  For even a few minutes.  And yet sometimes, you want to take Fido along with you while you go to run errands.  Well.  A woman and man in the US came up with an idea.  It’s called DogSpot and it is basically air conditioned little dog houses that are popping up in cities across America.  For $19.99/month or .30 a minute, you can leave Fido safe and secure in one of the dog houses, while you run in to grab a bite or to do some shopping.  You operate the dog house from an app on your phone – and you can see what Fido is doing while you leave him.  The dog houses self-clean using UV light after each use and apparently are also manually cleaned daily. In the winter they are heated.

https://dogparker.com/

I think it’s a good idea for a quick little stay.  Mind you, we would probably be barking the whole time.  And knowing my neurotic human, she would still be in a panic that the system would break down and we would be trapped.   Did I mention that she is neurotic?  Still, it does provide a place to keep a dog safe, secure and cool for a short time.

We have found the weather this week VERY hot- although I KNOW there are places with temperatures way above ours.  But it has definitely limited our activities outdoors.  That being said,  the FG has a great new habit.  While walking around the yard (on a long line) he will suddenly dive headfirst into the grass and ROLL.  And ROLL.  And then when my human tries to get him to move – he SPRINGS up, puts his tail between his legs and BOLTS.  So far she has managed to hold onto the leash – but you KNOW it is just a matter of time before he is free.  And I’m thinking he will head for the lake….

I think we need to see if we can get those air conditioned dog houses for inside our house.  I can see three of those in the dining room…Why not?  We have pretty much taken over the house anyway. Our house IS a dog house.

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 44