April 12. And according to my sources, on this day in 1934, the strongest surface wind gust in the world (231 miles per hour) was recorded on the summit of Mount Washington. Mount Washington is the highest peak in the northeastern US at 6288 feet above sea level. Now for my friends who live in the alps or the Rockies, that may not seem big. But the thing about Mount Washington is that it experiences some of the craziest weather in the world. There are even Danger signs as you get part way up- warning that the weather can change at any moment.
Author: frodopon
Company!
So Tuesday was an interesting day. My human was on a super clean-a-thon, so we knew something was up. Super cleaning generally means company. That’s different than the usual dusting and vacuuming that happens at least once a week – when the dust bunnies begin to become chase-able. Super cleaning includes floor scrubbing, and the fastidious removal of canine olfactory art. From windows, doors, cupboards, walls, ceilings. OK. Not ceilings. Mind you there probably IS some dog slobber on some ceiling from us shaking our heads after drinking. Especially from the FG. Because he is taller. His DNA is EVERYWHERE. After he eats, as well, it is critical that he rub his face on any and all vertical surfaces. And on carpets.
The good breeder
Yesterday, after my human shoveled snow, and we had had our snowy walks and breakfast, she had a good chat with an old friend. Her friend is a dog breeder. I won’t say what breed – because it could be ANY breed – and we’ll keep this a “generic” story.
Churchill
April 9. Yesterday, according to the crazy calendar, was Dog Farting Awareness Day. And I missed it. Not that you REALLY need to be AWARE of dog farts. Let’s face it- some of us can clear a room. No one needs a promotional day. Anyone in the room is WELL aware. It just reminds me of Bucket Head – who could have won a prize. If there was such a thing as a fart meter. I miss Bucket Head and his farts….
Find a rat. Maybe.
As predicted, it was an entertaining afternoon….
Wordsworth
I am a creature of habit. But I do adapt quickly – especially if a change means that I will be fed earlier. So when my human changed her schedule last week because she was working, and we were getting up at 4:30, that was fine with me. Early up means early breakfast. So, when yesterday arrived, I promptly woke my human up at 4:30. Even though it was Saturday. And despite the fact that she said “Viktor – it is Saturday,” I still felt it was my duty to lie down on top of her – because I thought she might be faking. FINALLY, when she could no longer stand my breathing in her face, and licking her pillow, she got up at 5:30. You know my motto – Carpe Diem – and breakfast.
Raphael. And tartans.
April 6. And it’s the birthday of the famous Italian Renaissance painter, Raphael. Raphie to his friends. OK. I made that up. But not the birthday part.
https://www.womansworld.com/posts/dogs-who-can-paint-111444
I watched the video links for Jumpy. There was a video of him doing 20 stunts in a minute. That dog is crazy. Serious crazy. And then I watched him painting a sunset. He gets lots of instruction on how to do the painting. So it’s not REALLY his own impression. OK – who am I kidding. It’s not like I would ever want to hold a brush that long. The guy is amazing. He can even sign his name. Good thing they didn’t call him Bartholomew. He would need a REALLY big canvas.
Most of the other dogs listed in this article are into abstract art. I did like the painting that Chloe did. Well – she participated in painting. Her human did a stencil, and then Chloe added the paint. That finished work is very cool.
I think my human really has to let us try painting. We already leave lovely olfactory art on windows and doors. This is just the next step.
Tires
According to the crazy calendar, on this day in 1923, Firestone Tire and Rubber Company started producing inflatable tires. So what do tires and dogs have in common?
Rats
It is April 4th and according to the crazy calendar, it is something called World Rat Day. A day to celebrate rats.
Rarities. And good and bad news….
My human was having some useless moments scrolling through the internet the other night. She had already studied lumps in dogs, had looked at what happened on the day in history, had skimmed the on-line clothing sales, had searched for her favorite dog walking shoes (which look to be discontinued), had checked our Instagram account, had looked at a particular dog food contents – when she suddenly saw an article about the “rarest and most stunning dogs in the world.” Possible blog material? She clicked on the link and all of us awoke from our naps when we heard her loud groan.
You will all be thrilled to know that yesterday…..drum roll…..ALL of us pooped! Honestly, if someone was listening from the bushes at the side of the road, they would be calling someone to “have a talk” with my human. The joy when I did my thing yesterday was embarrassing…..
So that was the good news. The bad news? Seizure counter reset. The day started off so great and although my human again left early, she was also home early. Only to see the telltale seizure clue. Someone had peed. She went through the tape- and sure enough.