Washington

September 9. And on this day in 1791, the capitol of the United States was named after President George Washington.  Wonder why they didn’t just call it George?

Anyway, I have talked before about the fact that George was a big dog lover – and he was instrumental in breeding American Foxhounds.
So when I went looking to see if I could find out any more about George and dogs, I found this very cool video.  It came out a year ago – and maybe you have seen it before, but I don’t remember seeing it.  It’s a true story about how George was in the midst of a battle during the Revolutionary War – and his enemy’s dog ended up in his camp.  Check it out…
I never knew that story.  Love the last line – and it’s so true.  We DO bring out the good in humans.   If we haven’t eaten their bed sheets….
Have a good one!  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 109

The prime suspect…

So we have been behaving pretty well lately.  No running away.  No countersurfing.  Things were starting to get down right boring.  So SOMETHING had to happen.

It wasn’t a HUGE deal.  In my opinion anyway.  And the criminal has not yet been determined – although yours truly is the prime suspect.  But to know for SURE who carried out the crime, my human would have to do forensic bite testing.  If there is such a thing.

The reason I am the prime suspect is based on past behavior.  We all know how I LOVE to chew pillowcases.  It got to the point where my human had to go out and buy new sheet sets.  She didn’t have a single set of sheets that had matching pillowcases.

The first crime was noticed after she returned from her little trip with Marvin, early in August.  When we had the dog sitter.  She saw that SOMEONE had chewed one of the brand new pillow shams (that match the brand new coverlet.)  The damaged wasn’t too bad.  If you don’t happen to move the pillow sham.  My human had left a 43 page list for the sitter about all of our….hmmmm….quirks? – but she never mentioned the pillow case fetish.

My human is careful to ALWAYS the remove all the pillows – except those she is using – when she goes to bed at night.  And when she gets up, she takes the pillows off the bed and puts them on the dresser while she gets dressed to take us out.  So the opportunity to chew on pillow cases or shams has not presented itself lately.  So what does a fabric chewing canine do?  Turn to other fabric.  The flat sheet.  My human came out of the bathroom after she got dressed and went to make the bed.  And uh-oh….someone put a 6 inch HOLE in the sheet.   The new sheets.  The ones that match the new coverlet and shams.

We don’t know who did it – because no one was caught in the act.  As I said, I am the prime suspect – but really, it COULD have been any one of us.   It COULD have….

I suppose I had better watch out because that blog treat money may be used to buy new sheets.  Now THAT would be a shame….

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 108

More name game

So I’ve been thinking more about this whole name game with us dogs.  We know the drill – you pick a name you love from a HUGE variety of categories.   According to one resource, 44% of all dog names are human names.  Like Elroy.  Mind you, I don’t personally know any REAL humans named Elroy.  But I DO know a Viktor!

A source said that 53% of owners name their dog after a movie or TV character, or a book character or celebrity.  So we have Oprah, Buffy, Ivanka (too many syllables for MY liking), Yoda, and Sansa. 
So the OTHER 3% of names must come from some other category.   Like, for example,  some people name their dogs after internet terms like Fluffer and Clouds.  Then we have those dogs named after locations like Dallas, and Montana and Phoenix and Maine.  Really.  Somebody called their dog Maine.  Better than Connecticut I guess.

Then there are dogs named after “things” like Peanut, Oreo, Cricket, Tank, Cash, Biscuit and Tuppence.  I like Tuppence.  And Biscuit.  They have a cute sound.  That’s kind of interesting, isn’t it?  The name has to sound cute or cool.  I mean you can almost picture dog named Bullmastiff named Tank.   Or a cute Sheltie named Tuppence. 

I found a site that listed “unique” names like Blade, Won Ton and Wifi.  OK.  Won Ton and Wifi are just weird.

Here are some unique names that didn’t appear in any lists.   Somebody has probably already used them – but I don’t personally know any dogs by these names…  Pencil.  OK.  It’s weird – but it could be a Dachshund.  Never mind.  It’s just weird.  Lumber.  Easy.  Hammer.  Shocker.  Those aren’t bad.  Not REALLY bad.

Anyway, I’ve been thinking about Oz a lot.  Wonder if he sleeps on a queen or king-sized bed?  Does he get along with Guy, the Beagle.  (Note:  another ONE syllable name…)  And how does he like the Corgis?   Does he get pheasant and quail for supper?  Is his food dish stainless steel – or sterling silver?  Does he have a BLOG?  I could help him get started…

Well it’s FRIDAY.  Let the weekend begin.  We missed my human this week.  But we WILL make up for it!

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days:  107

Ozzie

So they picked a name.  And it’s NOT Viktor.  

Who picked a name?  Meghan and Harry.  For their new Labrador.  And the name?  Oz.  Oz.  Everybody knows your dog name should have two syllables. That’s the prefect number when calling us.  Not one.  Not three.  TWO.  Can you hear them now….OOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.  
A name should sound like a name – and not a command.  And most commands are ONE syllable:  sit, stay, down, come….. That’s why Oz is TOO short.  In my opinion anyway.

Mind you, he will probably be called a HOST of other names. I’ve talked about this before.  You humans agonize over the perfect name.  And then you call us other things anyway.  He will probably be Ozzie.  Or Ozoz. Or Ozman.  Or Wizard. Hey.  If I can be called “Trino” – which is the short version of Viktorino (my other nickname), he can be called Wizard.  There is no rhyme or reason when it comes to humans naming us dogs.  The irony?  I’m as likely to respond to Trino as I am Viktor.

Some think that Meghan and Harry picked Oz in reference to their first royal tour which will be going to Australia.  I don’t think that’s necessarily why they picked it.  Maybe they just like the story the Wizard of Oz.  And Toto would be an odd name for a Lab.  Or MAYBE they just like Ozzy Osbourne.  Hope they don’t have any bats in the palace raftors…

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days:  106

The flood

We had a flood.  A mini flood – but everything is OK.  And for a a change, we dogs can’t be blamed for this household problem…

On Monday morning we went out for our early walk.  We happened to run into Pig Pen and one of his humans on the trail.  We joined them for a good run on the golf course.  Yours truly can actually be a bit pokey on these runs.  Why?  Because I KNOW my human has left kibble out for the FG while we go on our walk.  And I just want to go home.  All the while we are headed away from home, I am a slug.  Unless I see a rabbit…But on the way HOME, I’m the leader of the pack, practically racing to get home. It’s all about the food…
Anyway, when we walked in the door, my human looked on the floor and saw a wet spot.  What?!  Did the FG PEE indoors?  He NEVER does that.  She came around the corner and quickly saw the problem.  A flooded kitchen.  With the dishwasher running.  Obviously we had a leak.
Thank goodness for the 58 “dog towels” we own.  She was able to throw them down to sop up the water – because there was too much for a sponge mop. While she was doing it, she didn’t need to worry about us PONs joining in the clean-up.  We didn’t DARE get our feet wet.  Meanwhile, the FG had tracked water throughout the dining room.  Of course he did.  But it was just water.
My human called Pig Pen’s human who had just walked with us because LUCKILY he is a plumber.  He came over and took a look at our 100 year old Maytag. And they discovered the problem…A heating coil had come off the bracket that holds it, so it was resting on the bottom of the plastic base of the machine.  And it burned a hole in the base.  Yowza.  Could have been a different outcome than a flood.   Anyway, the coil was reset and the humans are going to TRY a repair.  The machine still works great – so hopefully it will keep it running for awhile…  I mean dog treats or dishwasher?  If it comes to that, I vote she does the dishes by hand.  
Have a good one! Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 105

God Made a Dog

September 4.  And today is the birthday of a much-loved American radio broadcaster who passed away in 2009 – Paul Harvey.  Harvey was a newsman – but was probably best known for his series : The Rest of the Story.  He told stories of ordinary people – in sometimes extraordinary circumstances.  In 1978, he delivered a speech at a Farmers of America Convention entitled So God Made a Farmer.   The speech was later used in a truck commercial in 2012, during a Super Bowl game – and became quite famous.

And then somewhere along the line, somebody adopted the speech and created this….So God Made a Dog.  Although Paul Harvey didn’t write it, I’m sure he would approve…

We are in mourning today.  My human goes back to work. She promised to be home early.  If she can.  I KNOW the University where she works allows dogs to come on campus to help students relax – what about dogs to help faculty relax?!  I have to start working on that…
Well back to sleep.  Oh I mean GUARD duty.
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 104

Skinny Dogs

Three strikes.  And they are out.  

Well the FG went to his third show yesterday- and as they say in the dog show world- “no love for the Picard.”  From the judge anyway.  Now the adoring public – that’s a whole different kettle of fish.  He schmoozed with the crowd and even made friends with a very cute Baby Puppy Doberman named Cinder. They became instant best friends.  
The FG was actually entered in one more show today, but my human decided three was good enough for one weekend.  Not to mention the fact that they would have to be there by 7:30 today to be ready on time and I need my pill at 7.  The show site is about 45 minutes from our house.  So.  A speeding ticket would cost over $250.  You get the idea.  The timing was bad – and besides, Einstein and I wanted them home with us today.
One thing my human learned this weekend – she needs to put some weight on the Picky Picard.  It’s not that he isn’t fed enough – he just doesn’t eat it!   So my human got all kinds of advice as to how she can fatten up the FG.  Suggestions about different kibble, suggestions about additives to increase palatability – including a couple of spoonfuls of clear broth soup, macaroni and cheese and something called Satin balls which are said to put weight on even the thinnest of dogs.  If you Google it, you should see a recipe that includes ground beef, wheat germ, olive oil, oatmeal,  shredded wheat cereal, unsulphured molasses (?) and an egg – shell and all!!!  You make little balls and can freeze them.  I think they sound WONDERFUL- but then I’m a PON,  and I am NOT picky.  At all.
So this is my human’ s new mission.  If readers have other ideas to fatten a Picard, please feel free to share them.  
Today I suggest we play EXTRA games of fetch and go on some extra long walks.  After all, today is a day of mourning before my human  heads back to work tomorrow .  Worst four-letter word in a dog’s vocabulary.  Well – that and bath.
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 103

Peeing and pooping and dog shows

The things you don’t think about at a dog show….

So do you know what the term “overmarking” means?  It does not refer using a yellow highlighter pen too much.  Although it does have to do with the color yellow…

Overmarking  is that less-than-desirable habit that we dogs have of insisting on peeing where other dogs have peed before. Some say that dogs mark or pee in a particular place to mark their “territory “.  In this house, we all love the overmarking game.  Take one of us out, and we’ll pee. To be followed by dog number two and dog number three – all on the same spot.  Another idea is that we dogs have a social order – so we try to cover up or conceal where another dog has “made his mark,” in an effort to be “top dog.”  Or at least “top pee-ER”.
Overmarking is typically practiced by male dogs.  With us PONs, it is not unusual to hear my human saying “watch out- you are going to pee on his head!!!”  Pee Head is a common phenomenon around here.
So imagine if you have dozens of male dogs all together in the same place – all vying to be the top pee-ER.  Like at a dog show.  It can be quite “interesting.”  Dogs are NOT supposed to pee indoors- but heaven forbid one dog lifts his leg to mark a trash can… It can start a chain reaction of pee brain.  And outdoors- well it’s overmarking heaven.
Yesterday my human and the FG went to the show again.  Nope- no ribbons again.  
But the good news – he didn’t pee on anything he wasn’t supposed to.  We know his affinity for peeing on the deck and on the BBQ – so my human watches him like a hawk while he is indoors at the show site.  Outside, he employs his best overmarking skills.  
In addition to monitoring peeing, my human also obsesses about poop before she takes him in the ring.  Yesterday when they were in the group ring, a Bouvier heard ( or felt) nature’s call – and had a big poop in the ring.  My human could sympathize with the embarrassed handler – recalling Einstein’s first trip to the group ring – where he also unceremoniously had a big poop.  She will never forget that moment…
Knowing when to take your dog out for a pee before going in the ring is also tricky – because who wants to show a dog to a judge who MAY have a wet leg.  Not all of us are careful pee-ers.  So it means getting us out and then cleaning us up before we go in the ring.  My human asked Connor’s human how THEY do it.  Connor, as you may recall is an Old English Sheepdog.  His owner just sighed and said “It’s not easy.”  No kidding.
Connor, by the way, got a Group 1 yesterday.  Go Big Fuzz. That’s my new nickname for him.
So no ribbons, but the good things yesterday : friends of my human came to see their first dog show and quite  enjoyed the circus; the FG made friends with a family who would have taken him home in an instant;  he did a nice job in the show ring; and he didn’t pee on anything indoors.  And he didn’t poop in the ring.  No big ribbon – but always look on the bright side!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 102

Shows

Day 1.  No big ribbons.

Well my human and the FG went to the show.  As soon as he had a chance (like while my human stopped to talk with someone) he hit the AstroTurf and started to roll.  A perfect response after she spent all kinds of time brushing him.  Honestly, I’m not sure why she bothers.  He always looks the same.
The best parts of the day:  hanging out with her Bernese, Old English and Boston terrier buddies.  Oh – and their humans.  She also had a bite with some of MY blog readers – Evelyn and Leta- who were just lovely.  Meeting up with the Boy Scout leaders who help out at the show – who always remember Elroy’s name was also nice!
I shouldn’t say anything about the judge – he seemed nice enough, but was a bit skimpy when it came to giving out smiles.  Maybe he’s just a super serious guy…..BUT he did give our buddy Connor, the Old English a Group 3 – so for that, we liked him.  
Another fun part of the day was trying to get a photo of the FG with my human.  He kept putting his ears all inside out. 

 Then some stranger decided to help out.  She went to other people asking for a squeaky toy.  And BINGO – ears up!

Of course the REALLY good news yesterday was my seizure count!!! Yup.  I hit 100.  And 101 today.  We are not sure exactly what part of my medication cocktail made the difference- but so far so good.  There were points where we never thought we would see 20, let alone 100!

One last thought on the Dog Show thing.  They go back at it today.  And while everyone wants to win ( why bother going if you don’t!) at the end of the day, everybody takes home the best dog(s) – ribbon or no ribbon.  And trust me, we dogs don’t care-we just like hanging out with you. And those who do guard duty if we don’t get to go to the show-  we REALLY appreciate those extra treats when you get home!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 101