September 9. And on this day in 1791, the capitol of the United States was named after President George Washington. Wonder why they didn’t just call it George?
Month: September 2018
The prime suspect…
So we have been behaving pretty well lately. No running away. No countersurfing. Things were starting to get down right boring. So SOMETHING had to happen.
It wasn’t a HUGE deal. In my opinion anyway. And the criminal has not yet been determined – although yours truly is the prime suspect. But to know for SURE who carried out the crime, my human would have to do forensic bite testing. If there is such a thing.
The reason I am the prime suspect is based on past behavior. We all know how I LOVE to chew pillowcases. It got to the point where my human had to go out and buy new sheet sets. She didn’t have a single set of sheets that had matching pillowcases.
The first crime was noticed after she returned from her little trip with Marvin, early in August. When we had the dog sitter. She saw that SOMEONE had chewed one of the brand new pillow shams (that match the brand new coverlet.) The damaged wasn’t too bad. If you don’t happen to move the pillow sham. My human had left a 43 page list for the sitter about all of our….hmmmm….quirks? – but she never mentioned the pillow case fetish.
My human is careful to ALWAYS the remove all the pillows – except those she is using – when she goes to bed at night. And when she gets up, she takes the pillows off the bed and puts them on the dresser while she gets dressed to take us out. So the opportunity to chew on pillow cases or shams has not presented itself lately. So what does a fabric chewing canine do? Turn to other fabric. The flat sheet. My human came out of the bathroom after she got dressed and went to make the bed. And uh-oh….someone put a 6 inch HOLE in the sheet. The new sheets. The ones that match the new coverlet and shams.
We don’t know who did it – because no one was caught in the act. As I said, I am the prime suspect – but really, it COULD have been any one of us. It COULD have….
I suppose I had better watch out because that blog treat money may be used to buy new sheets. Now THAT would be a shame….
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 108
More name game
So I’ve been thinking more about this whole name game with us dogs. We know the drill – you pick a name you love from a HUGE variety of categories. According to one resource, 44% of all dog names are human names. Like Elroy. Mind you, I don’t personally know any REAL humans named Elroy. But I DO know a Viktor!
A source said that 53% of owners name their dog after a movie or TV character, or a book character or celebrity. So we have Oprah, Buffy, Ivanka (too many syllables for MY liking), Yoda, and Sansa.
So the OTHER 3% of names must come from some other category. Like, for example, some people name their dogs after internet terms like Fluffer and Clouds. Then we have those dogs named after locations like Dallas, and Montana and Phoenix and Maine. Really. Somebody called their dog Maine. Better than Connecticut I guess.
Then there are dogs named after “things” like Peanut, Oreo, Cricket, Tank, Cash, Biscuit and Tuppence. I like Tuppence. And Biscuit. They have a cute sound. That’s kind of interesting, isn’t it? The name has to sound cute or cool. I mean you can almost picture dog named Bullmastiff named Tank. Or a cute Sheltie named Tuppence.
I found a site that listed “unique” names like Blade, Won Ton and Wifi. OK. Won Ton and Wifi are just weird.
Here are some unique names that didn’t appear in any lists. Somebody has probably already used them – but I don’t personally know any dogs by these names… Pencil. OK. It’s weird – but it could be a Dachshund. Never mind. It’s just weird. Lumber. Easy. Hammer. Shocker. Those aren’t bad. Not REALLY bad.
Anyway, I’ve been thinking about Oz a lot. Wonder if he sleeps on a queen or king-sized bed? Does he get along with Guy, the Beagle. (Note: another ONE syllable name…) And how does he like the Corgis? Does he get pheasant and quail for supper? Is his food dish stainless steel – or sterling silver? Does he have a BLOG? I could help him get started…
Well it’s FRIDAY. Let the weekend begin. We missed my human this week. But we WILL make up for it!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 107
Ozzie
So they picked a name. And it’s NOT Viktor.
Who picked a name? Meghan and Harry. For their new Labrador. And the name? Oz. Oz. Everybody knows your dog name should have two syllables. That’s the prefect number when calling us. Not one. Not three. TWO. Can you hear them now….OOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
A name should sound like a name – and not a command. And most commands are ONE syllable: sit, stay, down, come….. That’s why Oz is TOO short. In my opinion anyway.
Mind you, he will probably be called a HOST of other names. I’ve talked about this before. You humans agonize over the perfect name. And then you call us other things anyway. He will probably be Ozzie. Or Ozoz. Or Ozman. Or Wizard. Hey. If I can be called “Trino” – which is the short version of Viktorino (my other nickname), he can be called Wizard. There is no rhyme or reason when it comes to humans naming us dogs. The irony? I’m as likely to respond to Trino as I am Viktor.
Some think that Meghan and Harry picked Oz in reference to their first royal tour which will be going to Australia. I don’t think that’s necessarily why they picked it. Maybe they just like the story the Wizard of Oz. And Toto would be an odd name for a Lab. Or MAYBE they just like Ozzy Osbourne. Hope they don’t have any bats in the palace raftors…
Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 106
The flood
We had a flood. A mini flood – but everything is OK. And for a a change, we dogs can’t be blamed for this household problem…
God Made a Dog
September 4. And today is the birthday of a much-loved American radio broadcaster who passed away in 2009 – Paul Harvey. Harvey was a newsman – but was probably best known for his series : The Rest of the Story. He told stories of ordinary people – in sometimes extraordinary circumstances. In 1978, he delivered a speech at a Farmers of America Convention entitled So God Made a Farmer. The speech was later used in a truck commercial in 2012, during a Super Bowl game – and became quite famous.
Skinny Dogs
Three strikes. And they are out.
Peeing and pooping and dog shows
So do you know what the term “overmarking” means? It does not refer using a yellow highlighter pen too much. Although it does have to do with the color yellow…
Shows
Day 1. No big ribbons.
Of course the REALLY good news yesterday was my seizure count!!! Yup. I hit 100. And 101 today. We are not sure exactly what part of my medication cocktail made the difference- but so far so good. There were points where we never thought we would see 20, let alone 100!