The doghouse. For real.

Today is June 8 and it is the birthday of famed American architect, Frank Lloyd Wright. Wright is said to have deisgned over 1,000 buildings in his career and he was even named the “the greatest American architect of all time” by the American Insitute of Architects.  His Prairie style architecture with low-pitched roofs and open floorplans became a hallmark of his work – but he was also know for incorporating the surrounding environment into his designs.  If you Google Frank Lloyd Wright and Fallingwater, you will see excatly what I mean.

Anyway, Wright was famous across the US – but you may not know about the smallest strucure that Wright ever designed.  A doghouse.  I never knew about this story, but found it and felt it was worth sharing.  It seems Wright answered the request of a 12 year old boy to design a special house for his Labrador retriever, Eddie, who as he described in his letter to Wright as being “four years old or in dog life 28 years.”  He went on to include Eddie’s measurements – so Wright would know what size house to build.  Here’s a little movie about Eddie’s home…

https://youtu.be/dee19eel0TE
After all that,  Eddie didn’t like his house.   Go figure.  In this house,  someone is in the doghouse all the time.   The proverbial doghouse.  And that one we build ourselves!

It’s Friday!!  Let the weekend begin!

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 21

Good and bad. Happy and sad.


Life is just so interesting.  Something can happen that is both happy and sad at the same time.  Take for example a video that was released that just went viral.  It involves a family who has been “raising” a caterpillar for weeks – until it turned into a beautiful butterfly.  The family all gather around to release the butterfly into the wild – where it will be free and can fly and can spread pollen and joy and live a carefree life.  Oh happy day!  EXCEPT – less than 2 seconds after said butterfly is released, the butterfly is promptly eaten by the family Boxer.  So sad…  But SO hysterically funny!!!!!!!!!!!

https://radio951.iheart.com/content/2018-06-05-viral-video-family-releases-pet-butterfly-dog-eats-it/

In the same vein, my human had a posting placed on her Facebook page by one of our wonderful neighbors.  It was a sign that you can buy which reads:

Crazy Dogs Live Here
Do NOT knock.
They will bark. 
I will yell. 
Things will get ugly.   
 Now THAT is funny.  And my human likes the fact that because these signs are available, we are not the ONLY crazy dog husehold.   And she laughed and laughed.  And then she went uh-oh.  It was a NEIGHBOR who posted this….  
At least we provide entertainment.  And just THINK how happy they are they they don’t live with us!

Have a good one. Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 20


Russians

June 6.  And it’s Russian Language Day.  I don’t know any Russian.  I know English but often pretend I don’t.  My human has attempted to teach me “sit” in Polish – but besides that and a few choice vocabulary words, her Polish is limited.

But since it IS a Russian day – time to look at some Russian dogs.  When I think of Russian dogs, the first two that come to my mind are the Borzoi (or Russian wolfhound) and the Black Russian Terrier.  I forgot about the Siberian Husky and the Samoyed.  OK.  I must confess I didn’t even realize the Samoyed came from Russia.

Here’s a QUICK video of some of the Russian breeds just mentioned and a few others that are less common – at least in North America:

https://youtu.be/r0eovqJMgAE

And then I also found the South Russian Ovcharka.  Check out these bad boys.   They look like PONs on steriods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX8q7Kim_P4&feature=youtu.be

My human saw this an immediately started looking to see where she could get one.  JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!   CAN you IMAGINE one of these guys in our house?  They look to be a BIT stubborn.  Like us PONs (and somewhat like the FG at times).  But THESE guys would be a LOT more dog to handle.  No. Thank. You.  We have QUITE enough stubbornness in this household already.  If anyone out there actually is owned by one of these dogs, feel free to comment about them.  They DO look cool (because, as I said,  they look like giant PONs)….

 Anyway, I was going to type something in Russian by changing the font on my keyboard, but my human explained that with our luck, we wouldn’t be able to change it back again.  Then imagine my human trying to explain to the people at Apple that we were having trouble getting out of Russian don’t because  her dog wrote some phrase in his blog.  THAT would go over well.  So intsead, we cut and pasted this from a website.  HOPEFULLY it says “Have a nice day.” 

Хорошего дня!

If it doesn’t, we’ll just claim there was Russian meddling on my blog….

Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!

Seizure free days:  19

Extreme sports

June 5.  And today is Hot Air Balloon Day. My human is privileged to know a woman who has several records for ballooning.  She has had some challenges in her life in the past few years, due to a stroke- but with her, the sky is the limit- so she will no doubt be breaking records again some day.  My human has learned a lot about ballooning from this woman- but my human has turned down the offer to try it.  She gets weak in the knees going up an escalator-so a balloon ride makes her nervous just thinking about it!

That being said- Hot Air Ballooning is NOT a sport for us dogs.  The sound of the gas powering the balloon is loud and sudden and could be quite scary for us dogs.  And jumping out of the basket would obviously not be advised.  Some dogs are even afraid of seeing Hot Air Ballons.  I’ve never seen one, so I can’t say.  My bet is that the FG would be VERY interested. We know how he likes to watch birds- so a balloon would no doubt be of great interest!
As I was thinking about ballooning and us dogs and then extreme sports, I came across the following video.    It is a couple of years old.   And it is a bit long to watch.  But I GUARANTEE if you watch it, you will love it.  It made my human cry.  She was surprised it was the first time she has seen it.  Maybe you have already seen it – but if you haven’t- get out the tissues!!  But in a good way.  Let me know what you think!
Now excuse me while I go and plan my next extreme adventure- trying to get ON the counter and into the treat jar. Never say never!
Have a good one! Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 18

Clean. For a day.

So remember the story of the missing box from the post office?  The one that had people searching. The one that I needed – so because it was missing my human drove in torrential rain over an hour to get a replacement for the contents of that box. You remember- the missing box that REALLY wasn’t missing after all.  Anyway, as you may also recall, when my human went to the Valley to pick up my stuff- she ended up buying grooming supplies, too.  Oh happy day…

I’m not sure why I was selected Saturday night as the first victim. Probably because when it comes to grooming and baths, I am actually the superstar.  So I was the first guinea pig for the new products – some stuff called Pure Paws. I tried out the detangler which worked like a charm and smelled great to my human.  For us dogs, we would prefer a product that had the aroma of fresh cow poop.  Somebody should bottle that.  At least from OUR point of view.  Then I tried some shampoo which also smelled nice to my human.  Then the blow dry- and voila- I looked and smelled all fresh and clean. Then it was the FG’s turn.  He got to try some texturizing shampoo for hard coated dogs.  As if he cares.  He also ended up smelling great and after he was blown dry, he looked HUGE. His big clean coat made him look twice his size.  He of course immediately rolled in the carpet under the dining room table and attempted to messs himself up by rubbing against the cupboards, chairs and the walls.  Good thing he was clean.
By the time my human was finished with him, she couldn’t even THINK about doing Einstein. And he was really the one who needed a bath the most!  But he is the worst groomee- so he was pardoned for that night.
I was SURE he was on the list for Sunday- but my human had errands and weeding and general yard work – AND she started scraping the deck for the annual paint job. So he never got his bath.  My human kept admiring her work from the night before – the FG and I still looked and smelled great. But you know me – I always like to keep things interesting. When my human came home from running errands, she let us out on the deck for a minute.  This was before she started the pre-paint scrape job.  In fact, while we were out on the deck, she went in the garage to get the scraper. She came outside and noticed I was chewing on something. She had seen me eating buds from the trees the day before, but it appeared that it was something larger. “Hey,” she said, “what are you chomping on.”  It was at that second that she noticed something unsightly on the deck.  SOMEONE had pooped.  Need I say more about my disgusting snack.  “Agghhhhh” she screamed- before I could complete my recycling job. I just looked at her and smacked my lips.  Here I was all fresh and clean and with a coat that smelled like flowers.  And breath that smelled like…
Never a dull moment.  Never.  Ever.
Have a good one! Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days: 17

Confetti.

One would think that if one was owned by an 8 year old dog, a six year old dog and a two year old dog, that one would not find that said dogs would engage in childish, make that puppyish, pranks.  Not so much in this house…

My human is on this new decluttering kick.  It will no doubt last for a week, and then she’ll go on to some other novel craze.  Like cooking with kale (which she really doesn’t like) or learning how to knit with fishing line.  In other words, another futile endeavor.  Anyway, on Friday night she decided to clean out the disaster that some might call a garage.  I prefer grooming torture palace.  Besides housing a raised bathtub to bathe us canines,  the garage is also the repository for assorted dog crates in every size from Chihuahua to Great Dane, a cupboard full of tools she doesn’t know how to use, another cupboard full of paint cans that no doubt contain paint from the LAST house she lived in, assorted gardening tools including the wheelbarrow with the flat tire, the electrical cord for the generator she no longer has (because it died), bins full of Dollar Store holiday attire for us dogs, an assortment of folk art animals that make one feel as if they are entering a zoo, and now some furniture that she plans to sell because she obtained more furniture from her mother’s apartment – and we have no room for all of it.  So she is keeping her mother’s stuff and selling the furniture that comes complete with dog scratches.  Good luck with that.  Anyway, it is nothing short of a miracle that the car fits in there.  So the other night she went into the disaster zone to take pictures of some items to sell.  And she REALLY wasn’t in there all that long.  She took her photos, rearranged things, straightened up a bit and came back in the house.  And that’s when she discovered that there had been a party going on while she was literally in the next room.  The evidence of the party included confetti.  Everywhere.  SOMEONE, who shall remain nameless, had taken some newspaper that was on the counter, and decided to help with the recycling effort. It was shredded.  Everywhere.  A very puppyish prank. And you  KNOW what she immediately said.  The ridiculous “Who did this.”  As IF one of us would raise our paws to confess. As she went to pick up the numerous pieces, I decided to do something.  I decided to help.  Not that this was by any means an admission of guilt, but rather an attempt to clean up the mess.  I helped by picking up pieces and eating them. “Stop!!!”she shouted, I don’t need your help”. But I was trying to grab them faster than she could pick up.  She was crawling under the dining room table trying to grab tiny pieces before I could get them.  Personally, I thought it was a great game….
She has listed on-line some of the items in the garage.  She threatened to put our pictures on there too.  Funny.  Very funny. Seriously- WHAT would she DO without us?!  I think her life would be pretty boring….
Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days:16

Talk to the animals. And bugs.

So here is a new interesting study.  Do you want to know how to keep the attention of a dog?  Speak to us using DDS.  That stands for dog directed speech.  What is it?  It’s the annoying higher pitch speech that humans use with babies.  Basically baby talk.  It seems that some researchers in the UK wanted to see if puppies and adult dogs would respond with more attention to DDS rather than a typical, standard tone of voice.  Seems puppies responded to anything the researchers said using DDS.  Adult dogs also responded to it, but only if the vocabulary used was familiar- like “walk “ or “treats.”  So they concluded that we dogs like the sound of it.  My human doesn’t tend to use DDS with us.  Probably because half the time she is shouting at us.  Truth be told, we rarely listen UNLESS she has a treat in hand.  Then she can talk to us in any manner she wants, and we will definitely be more responsive.  Hence the treat crumbs in the pockets of every outfit she owns. 

We have finally had some hot days lately.  My human can’t leave the screen door to the deck accessible to us because we will basically knock it out of the frame.  So the night before last, she just left it wide open for a bit.  The only problem… it is June.  And June means one thing.  June bugs.  These giant beetle creatures that come out at night and throw themselves at windows.  They are attracted to light.  My human can’t stand them – so when we go out for our last pee of the night, she won’t turn on the outside light.  For fear we wouldn’t be able to open the door without letting one in.  Well hello?  If you leave the deck door open, what do you think will happen?! Yup. She woke up yesterday morning, but before she put her glasses on, she spotted something on the floor.  Thank GOODNESS she didn’t step on it in her bare feet!  Yup.  It was one of those foot long giant June bugs.  OK.  Not really a foot- but at least 1.5 inches. She didn’t know WHAT to do with him.  He was in the DFZ so we couldn’t get him- but she didn’t want to squish him – ugh- what a mess that would make.  So what to do? Vacuum him. At 5 in the morning.  Then she had to empty the contents of the vacuum outside in the recycling bin. Problem solved.  Maybe my human should have just talked to the June bug using BDS – bug directed speech and she could have coaxed him out .  Mind you, she did use some unique vocabulary when she sucked him into the tornado.  
Have a good one!  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days:  16

Choking. About resolutions.

June 1.  And according to the crazy calendar it is Heimlich Maneuver Day.   I was going to write about using the technique with dogs – but I found this video that sums up what you need to know:

https://www.petmd.com/dog/emergency/common-emergencies/e_dg_choking

Thankfully my human hasn’t had to use this on any of her dogs – but it IS good to know. 

Today is also  New Year’s Resolution Recommitment Day.  So I decided to look back to see what I had promised I would do.  And low and behold…I didn’t promise anything!    I see that for 2018, I just reviewed the most common resolutions that humans make.  I reviewed them with my human today and so far the ONLY one that she has met is to quit smoking.  Mind you she never has smoked.  But she needed to feel like she was successful with at least one.  I’m not commenting about more exercise, better diet or more sleep for her.  Look – we TRY to give her more exercise.  And we really can’t do anything about what she eats.  OK.  OK.  We COULD help out more with the sleep part by not waking her up in the middle of the night for no reason.  And as for the cutting-down-on-stress resolution, I thought research said that just owning a dog reduces stress.  OK.  Perhaps not if it is two PONs and a Picard. Not to mention the stress about worrying about my health….

Another resolution was to travel more.  My human has to get working on that one.  Mind you, for some odd reason when my human contacts potential dog sitters so that she can go away, nobody gets back to her.  They must read my blog.  I think she needs to advertise the danger pay part.
So we are entering the second half of 2018. Let’s hope for health and happiness all around. And travel.  And more exercise. And good fortune. And that we don’t EVER need the Heimlich Maneuver…
Have a good one.  Peace and paws up!
Seizure free days:15