Well yesterday my human and her sister celebrated the life of their mother. And despite the sadness of the event, it truly was a celebration. They were overwhelmed by the people who came to the funeral – people from work, people from church, friends from outside work, people who lived in the same apartment as their mother and even “dog people.” Yup – people that my human has the pleasure of knowing through the wonderful world of dogs. They were touched by people who came who didn’t even know their mother all that well – but who were inspired by her smile and positive attitude. The priest did a great job and even said a prayer in Polish. Not that my human understood it – too bad Einstein and I hadn’t been there – we could have translated.
Month: March 2018
Spring…
Today is my human’s mother’s funeral. A day of sadness – but also a day to celebrate her life. And how appropriate that it is also the first day of Spring. A new beginning.
Rollaholic
The other night, my human came home after a long day of attending to her mother’s affairs. She was tired and she had a headache. So after she walked us, and fed us she announced that she was going to take a nap. And she did. She finally woke up at 10 PM feeling much better – but suddenly looked at us and announced ” all of you need a brushing.” The dreaded words. It’s not like we had not been brushed lately – but well, I guess it was a few weeks. And cottonball Einstein was REALLY in need of a full make – over. So he was first to go into the garage aka grooming torture salon. He moaned and groaned while my human brushed off a garbage bag of hair. It was quite the wrestling match accompanied by the torturous sound effects. When he wasn’t eating treats. She then sprayed him with this new fancy rinseless shampoo and he was also dried. He looked and smelled a LOT BETTER. I was next – but I wasn’t so bad off – and I rarely complain. The FG should have been last – but when my human emerged from the torture salon and saw that it was 12:30 AM, she figured the FG could wait until the next day. And he did get his chance the next morning, although the process is MUCH quicker. And less painful for him AND my human.
Friends…
My human has a friend – Joanie – who I believe I have talked about before. She is the one that the FG gave a bloody nose at Christmas time. During the annual wine drinking/junk food eating evening. Anyway, despite the fact that coming to our house CAN be dangerous, Joanie still does – whenever she is in town. And she was in town this week, and asked my human if there was anything she could do to help out during this challenging time. Joanie even suggested that she and my human take all three of us dogs out for a walk together. Yes, the woman is a glutton for punishment. And my human, in her dizzy state, thought that would be a good idea. She actually thought it would be good to take all of us to that fenced baseball diamond just down the road a few km. So Joanie arrived – put on her armour, and my human loaded up the vehicle. First she had to get the FG in the crate. Which was FINE but then he screamed like he was being murdered when he realized that Einstein and I were also coming – and we were stuck in the rear of the vehicle behind his crate. My human wedged us in, shut the hatch door and Joanie got in the passenger seat. At which point my human realized she didn’t have her phone so she went back in the house to get it. It was at that point that I squeezed myself between the FG’s crate and the driver’s seat in an attempt to drive myself. And I was stuck. So my human came, somehow dislodged me, and put me again in the back of the vehicle. While the FG screamed more. Ah. good times. And we hadn’t even left the garage.
This lasted for all of 8.4 seconds and then I gave it to him. I was MUCH more interested in the treats my human had in her pocket.
Four letter word
Four letter words can refer to those words in the English language that are considered profane. They can be thought of as ” bad words.” Well, I have a new word to add to the list. Something disgusting and having no positive redeeming qualities. The word? TICK. And believe it or not, although the winter is not officially over, GUESS what we found ON MY HEAD the other day? A tick!!!
Why the FG is the way he is….
Life has not yet returned to the “new normal” because my human is running around taking care of preparations for the funeral. While her mother was organized and prepared and had prearranged everything, they still had to meet with the funeral director. He apparently reminded my human of a snake oil salesman. She and her sister admitted the guy provided some welcome comic relief. I wish I had been there to straighten him out.
The Christmas wish…
It is with a heavy heart and slow paws that I write this blog today. For 1252 posts we have shared our lives with you – through good times, funny times and hard times – like my seizures and the death of Paxton. But nothing we have shared is as difficult to write about as our news today. My human’s mother – who was just short of 89 years old, has passed away. And we can feel how shattered my human is feeling.
Anyway, over the years, my human’s mother had come to love, or at least tolerate, all of my human’s dogs – and there have been quite a few. And her mother was even a dog sitter on numerous occasions. When she came to visit us, she shared her empty yoghurt container with us – AND she was the one who began sharing pieces of her banana each morning – a tradition that we still carry on daily. She learned how to NOT get her fingers chewed off by Frodo when giving out treats. AND she knew how to make us sit and stay when giving out treats.
Last April, my human’s mother was diagnosed with something called Pancreatic Cancer. Cancer is a nasty thing and Pancreatic Cancer is particularly nasty. And in her case, treatment was not an option. When she was diagnosed, the doctors said she had a few months to live. But they didn’t know my human’s mother. Now I think I understand why my human can be as stubborn as she is. I know where she got it.
Her mother did NOT let the diagnosis or prognosis bring her down. In addition, she had my human and her sister acting as a cheering squad, or maybe actually they were like drill sargeants – who believed that she was not going to die of cancer, but live with it – and live as long as possible doing things she liked to do. My human and her sister were with her mother almost every day since her diagnosis. Yup – almost every day. And they ate out, went to movies, shopped and we even went with them on a road trip last June. And at least once a week she would come to our house and have a short visit with us. And we were careful not to jump on her while she walked with her walker. Even the FG was courteous!
If you go back to read my Christmas time blog, you will see that I had a special “ask” or wish from Santa. But I couldn’t write about it in our blog. I really didn’t write about anything related to my human’s mother’s cancer journey. Why? Because she read my blog on Facebook each day and the last thing she would want to read about was her battle with he big C. She learned to use an iPhone and iPad in her 80’s and loved the technology.
So what was that special Christmas wish? That my human’s mother would live to see and enjoy Christmas. And that she did. Our wish was granted – and it seems Santa – who actually works for the “Big Guy” – even threw in 2 1/2 extra months after that.
But in the past week, things changed very rapidly. Very rapidly. My human and her sister were so lucky to be with their Mom as she left her banana distribution duties and went to meet an Irish Setter and Golden Retriever at the Rainbow Bridge. And her husband of 50 years.
Thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers and good wishes. My human’s mother holds a HUGE compartment in her heart – and any time my human is feeling sad, she can pull open that compartment and pull out some good memories. Just like a special giant treat jar.
Peace and paws up.
Seizure-free days: 3
Signing off. Bye for now…
Dear blog readers…
Crufts finale
Well the last day of Crufts was yesterday. The Gundogs were judged and the group winners were:
Crufts Day 3
So yesterday was Day 3 at Crufts. And here are the group winners for Saturday…
Toy Group:
1. Papillon or Butterfly dog
2. Griffon Bruxellois or Brussels Griffon
3. English Toy Terrier (black and tan) (Isn’t there a drink called a Black and Tan? Not that I would know..)
4. Pomeranian or Pom (not to be confused with PON)
Utility Group
1. Akita
2. Standard Poodle
3. Miniature Poodle
4. Toy Poodle
Seems like a lot of poodles in that line-up! Talk about grooming overload.
Today will be the last day and the Grand Finale – Best in Show. My money is on the Border Collie. My human looked at some betting sites on-line and the best odds appear to be on the winner of the Gundog group – which hasn’t even been selected as I write this. That bet is currently tied with the winner of the Hound Group – which would be the Whippet. I’m still going for the Border Collie. Have to support my comrades in the Herding group.
And if you thought yesterday’s video was funny – look who is back this year! It’s Olly! He became an internet sensation last year with his antics on the agility course, and he was back again this year. Hope his human didn’t spend a LOT of money on training. If so, I hope she can get a refund. But Olly continues to have fun! This article shows the video from last year – and the new one for this year.
https://www.joe.ie/amp/life-style/jack-russell-crufts-olly-618913
I can’t write more today because I lost an hour of sleep last night. I hope you remembered to set your clock ahead – or you’ll be running late today.
Have a good one.
Peace and paws up!
Seizure-free days: 12

