April 8. And an important day. Dog Farting Awareness Day. One of my favourites. I must confess, I had to look back and see if I wrote about this topic before. And of course I did. It’s kind of hard to top this blog with the blooper photos…
http://viktorsviews.blogspot.ca/2017/04/warning-dog-farting-awareness-day.html
I recall that my human’s mother thought that particular blog post stunk. Pun intended. She said “who wants to read about dog farts?” Dog people do. Because some of us dogs are experts in the area. I tried to see if there is a Guinness Record for dog farts. Nope. I found records for tallest dog, heaviest dog, longest ears on a dog, dog able to hold the most tennis balls, biggest vocabulary – but no farts. Humans have us beat this time. There IS a human record. Seriously. Would you like to be the person claiming THAT record? And come on – I know you are wondering how long. Aren’t you? 2 minutes and 42 seconds. Eeeeeewwwww. The guy must have eaten a LOT of beans…