Culverts

Howdy do – it’s Squirmy roo. Here with another episode of our epic lives.

So where to begin. I know! With me! So I went for another class Sunday night. We didn’t have class last week so I was a bit rusty. For like 21.8 seconds! We started with some warm up exercises and I was raring to go. So then our teacher told us we would all practice heeling in a giant figure 8 around some cones. And I got to go first! Everybody was watching me as I heeled my little butt around those cones. When we finished, one lady said “well that’s a hard act to follow!” My Enforcer was pretty proud of me. Until about 45 minutes into class. Like The Boss, I get bored when it’s not my turn. He barks. And I jump on My Enforcer. And I chew the leash. And her hands. My well behaved persona went right out the window. My Enforcer kept plying me with treats. Sound familiar?

And speaking of the Boss – I hear he caused a ruckus during his morning constitutional with the Coyote yesterday. It seems they were on their way home, when suddenly the Boss put his head up into the wind and started sniffing. Then he puffed out his chest and began barking and pulling. And of course the Coyote joined in. They pulled to the culvert that runs on the side of the road and even though my Enforcer saw nothing to cause the commotion, she knew they were after something and it was her or the culvert. Poop bags went flying and she let go of the leashes. She immediately regretted letting go of the Coyote – we all know he’s a flight risk. She kept shouting his name (which we all know is useless) and she prayed that his leash would get caught on something. Bingo – her wish came true so she got down in the culvert and managed to grab him by the collar, unleash him, unleash The Boss and put The Boss’ leash on the Coyote (while threatening The Boss that if he so much as moved- he would get no breakfast). He didn’t move. My Enforcer doesn’t know what caused the PONDEMONIUM- but her best guess was a cat.

We’ve had some nice warm weather – perfect for rolling in the lawn in the mulched up leaves- and bringing those tiny pieces into the house. Yup – looks like a forest inside. It’s perfect!!

Time to get moving. Have a super duper day! You know I will!

Have a good one. Peace and paws up. Stay safe.