Attention. We are again holding a sitter hostage. We even made her send a note to my human saying we were “sweeties.” I think my human was a bit suspicious because nobody has ever called US sweet before. We made her send it to make it look like everything was going well. But we have taken over.
If you want to see the sitter again, just leave a box of dried liver snacks by the front door. Oh. And Einstein said some knuckle bones. And the FG wants a new fetch toy. Throw in some bananas as well.
Leave the items in unmarked boxes. DO NOT call the police. Or my human.
Everything will be fine if you follow our instructions.
This is not a joke.
Have a good one . Peace and paws up .
Seizure free days: 62