This is a shout out to all you canines who think that humans are not trainable. I present my evidence that with careful planning, and consistence, you CAN train a human.
Case in point. When I started my blog, I wrote about the DFZ (Dog Free Zone). The ONE room in the house that is “technically” off limits to us canines. It houses the “good” furniture and an assortment of antique rugs. And other old, non-chewable items. A dog gate rests against the entry and it is sometimes secured with bungee cords. Now here comes my technique to train humans to allow you access into dog-free zones. If you persist at bugging your human while she is in the DFZ – by pacing around other rooms, attempting to knock down the gate – or simply by incessantly squeaking, she will eventually let you in. This is perfect. She has now let down her guard. This is your first step in training. Take advantage of this situation – and BEHAVE. No roughhousing and NO attempting to get on the furniture. For now. And eventually, after that, she will let down her guard even MORE and not ONLY will you be carelessly waltzing in to the DFZ- but you will find that the dog-free furniture is VERY comfy. As you see in my photo.
With persistence, you can teach your human OTHER things as well. Humans set up “rules” BUT by using a sad face, and simply DOING the canine-desired behavior when the human is not present, your training will usually work. Remember the “rule” about “no dogs” on the bed? Here is the evidence that we have not only been able to train her to allow us on the bed – but this is doubly remarkable – as you will see -Frodo is on the bed and is WET too. After a walk. In the rain. And we have trained our human not to react to this behavior. A simple throwing up of her hands and shaking her head is a perfect response. We have trained her well – although it HAS taken repeated attempts and trials. And now, she is a pleasure to live with.
I will probably be putting these and other training tips into a manual for dogs. The moral of the story – never think of abandoning a good human – and running away from home. With persistence and love, they CAN be trained. Never give up hope. If OURS could be trained, ANY one can be trained. Happy training and good luck!
© Linda Wozniak