A beauty pageant match

Howdy blogaroos! Squirmy Wormy here. Or I should say CLEAN Squirmy Wormy. Because I had a bath yesterday! The first full spa treatment since Christmas. And you know why? I’m in a beauty pageant match today!!!! I don’t really know what that entails- but I think it’s when you run around as fast as you can chasing other dogs. And then you stand like a statue. I was going to pageant classes before I hurt my leg. And then I couldn’t go to classes because My Enforcer was wearing the splint thingy on her hand which I thought was like a Schutzhund sleeve when she would try to place my feet. So we couldn’t go to classes while she was recovering. So we haven’t had much practice lately…

We’re not really ready for a REAL show – but we can go to the match to see how unready we are. Anyway, I guess you have to be clean for a beauty pageant. So I had a bath. And when I was done, My Enforcer wanted to take pictures of me. But it was raining out. Plus it’s supposed to rain tomorrow too. I’m not sure what she has planned to keep me dry and fluffy.

Plus I’m going to the show with my girlfriend Gena. In fact, Gena came over to our spa to get a bath yesterday too! My Enforcer said Gena is well behaved. She didn’t require the pound of dog treats that I got while I was being groomed. Maybe I need to give her lessons….

Gena knows how to stand all pretty and she knows where her feet should go. I hope she wins a pretty ribbon because I have a crush on her. We’ll see what happens.

We had a thunder storm last night. I never heard one before! So when it started, I felt it was my duty to bark out a warning. My Enforcer told me that when she was little (back in the days of Caesar), she was told that thunder was angels bowling in heaven. Well they bowled some big strikes last night! But before it was even over, I was sleeping. All that grooming takes a lot of energy.

I just hope they don’t ask any hard questions in the beauty pageant today. Like “What’s your favorite food?” My response “ Everything.” “Who’s your role model?” “Cujo. No Frodo.” “What celebrity do you idolize?” “Cujo. No Lassie.” “Why did you decide to compete in this pageant?” “Good treats.” “Where do you see yourself in 10 years?” “Eating treats whenever I want, training my human and living the good life. Kind of like my life right now!”

I’m sure I’ll require some fluffing and puffing before we go today. And something tells me that my walk this morning will be kinda short – so I don’t get TOO dirty. Good luck with that.

Anyway, I’ll let you know how Gena and I do. I wonder if you get points if you ricochet off the judge….

Have a good one. Peace and paws up. Stay safe.

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