Guinness

August 27.  And on this day in 1955, the Guinness Book of World Records was published. And as you might imagine, there are many dog related records. You can have the typical tallest and smallest dog:

And you can have the dog with the longest tongue:
https://youtu.be/rDoi3XqG58o.  I bet he can clean out the inside of the yogurt container….
We have the dog with the longest tail:
https://youtu.be/iferRfmFRbI.  Watch out for stuff on the coffee table with that big boy…
We have the fastest dog who walks on two legs:
And then we have Golden retriever named Augie who holds the record for holding the most tennis balls in his mouth – 5 at once.  And the thought Einstein was mouthy.
We have a Jack Russell terrier who holds the record for breaking 100 balloons in 39.08 seconds.  Imagine practicing for that record? Not so sure we want to go for that one.
There are others, but we like this dog who performs 49 tricks in one minute. 
My human and I thought we could possibly break this one – but you see the part where the owner lies down and puts her feet in the air, and the dog stands on her feet?  Yeah well my human couldn’t get up fast enough, so we just couldn’t break the record.  That was the ONLY problem.  Sure it was.
Anyway it’s Monday and my human is still OFF.  Let’s see what record we can break today…  Most poop bags used in a half hour walk….most barking…fastest eating dogs….oh what fun!  My human says the only Guinness item that will ever come through the doors of this house is the drinkable kind.  She needs it with us!
Have a good one. Peace and paws up.
Seizure free days: 95

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