January 21. And according to the crazy calendar, it’s One Liner day. A day to think about those quick witted, short sayings that make you chuckle. Or groan. Or – could be serious. And I found a BUNCH of dog one liners. Although, I think if it’s a riddle, I suppose that is TECHNICALLY two lines. But I’ll still include them – just because they are funny. And every now and then, like after an inauguration, we all need a little laugh…
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them. – Harry Hill
A chihuahua looks like a dog that is still far away. – William Coronel
I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog… but he’s a little sadistic; he does impressions of cars screeching to a halt. – Larry Amoros
How come dogs hate it if you blow in their faces; but when they get in the car, they stick their heads out the window. – Elayne Boosler
A psychologist is
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog
is smarter than you. – Jay Leno (does that one sound like anyone we know?!)
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin Jones
And here are a few cute examples seen at Veterinary offices:
And here are a few of my own…
To a dog, leaving the refrigerator door open is like winning a Powerball lottery to a human. – Viktor the PON
There is no pre-wash needed on a dishwasher if you own a dog. – Viktor the PON
Hope those gave you a smile. And here’s a closing one – that REALLY speaks the truth…
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. – Louis Sabin
I couldn’t have said it better myself! Happy Saturday!
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