So. While my human has abandoned us and gone off to Crufts, I decided I will continue to write my blog without her. I’m also including photos from our old photo album. I can’t tell you about all of our adventures while she is gone – as I am afraid she will read the blog – and the guilt-gift-buying will cease. I MAY write about what SHE is doing, IF she Skypes with me…
Instead, I have decided in the meantime to look at famous quotes in history, and I will modify them to better represent us canines. Basically, I will plagiarize the work of humans. But seriously, who will mind – I’m JUST a dog. For example, here are a few today:
Here is a famous quote by Robert Frost: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
If written by ME – the quote would be as follows:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one that the bunny took. And that has made all the difference. Including the fact that I did not get supper.
John Lennon said: Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Viktor said: Grooming is what happens to you when you have not managed to run and hide.
Steve Jobs said: Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.
Vitkor said: Your time is limited, so don’t waste it being groomed.
Vince Lombardi said: Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.
Viktor said: Winning isn’t everything, unless it comes to food that is accidentally dropped on the floor.
And lastly for today:
Aristotle said: There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Vitkor said, in a moment of sibling rivalry: There is only one way to avoid criticism: be Frodo.
Stay tuned for more witticisms from me while my HUMAN is gone!
© Linda Wozniak
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