PONderson Cooper interviews Ronald Trump From PNN (The PON News Network)
Cooper: So, Mr. Trump, I understand you are running for President.
Trump: Yes, PONderson, I have lots of money. I can do anything,
Cooper: So Mr. Trump, what’s your opinion on unlicensed dogs?
Trump: Unlicensed dogs are a danger to the public. As well, certain breeds should probably be banned as well.
Cooper: But Mr. Trump, the research shows that it is OWNERS, and not specific breeds that are bad.
Trump: Is that what the research says? Well I don’t know anything about that. Besides, I can pay someone to do other research. I have lots of money.
Cooper: So what would you do about all the unlicensed dogs and certain breeds?
Trump: I would build a HUGE kennel so they could never get out. And I would make their owners pay for it.
Cooper: Mr Trump are you aware that Jeb Brush once signed legislation in Florida allowing dogs in restaurants?
Trump: He did? I don’t know about that. In fact, I don’t know what most of the other candidates did. But I DO know something. I have lots of money. Did I mention that before?
Cooper: Yes. Yes you did… Mr. Trump – do you have a dog?
Trump: No. But I can get one. I have lots of money. I can buy any dog I want.
Cooper: Are you aware that every President since Theodore Roosevelt has had a dog?
Trump: Really? OK. I must get one. PONderson, what breed are you?
Cooper: I’m a Polish Lowland Sheepdog Mr. Trump. And I’m very intelligent. VERY intelligent. Perhaps a bit TOO intelligent for you I‘m afraid…
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