Oh my. I JUST heard the news. David Letterman, a famous late night talk show host is retiring. And although I don’t REALLY watch him all that much – because his show is on so late at night – there is something that I always wanted to do…
He has a segment on his show called Stupid Pet Tricks. Over the years he featured dogs doing a host of tricks: a Lab climbing a ladder, a Briard riding a scooter, a Sheltie blowing bubbles in a water bowl, a blindfolded border collie catching a Frisbee, a Jack Russell riding a miniature horse, a Beagle playing dead…the list goes on. But of course, I could find NO PON doing any tricks. Now I know Frodo wouldn’t do any tricks – he would be insulted be doing “tricks” to entertain others. And Pax. Well. He doesn’t really know any tricks. Unless you consider eating inedibles items a trick. As for me. I don’t have any YET. Bunny chasing? Nah. It’s not a “trick”. Barking at foxes. Not really a “trick”. I have to learn SOMETHING – quickly. The show goes off this week I think…
Excuse me while I go and think of something…
© Linda Wozniak
