So since the other day was Eat What You Want Day, I started thinking what kind of food we would like if we were human. I mean, as you know, we canines will eat practically anything you give us. Frodo and I are not WILD about leafy greens – but we WILL eat them. But IF we were human – what would our meal preferences be? This is what I imagine….
Frodo (who I like to call “the Professor”) – I picture that his preferred meal of choice would be a chicken breast stuffed with brie. Accompanied by rosemary roasted potatoes and grilled asparagus wrapped in prosciutto. And of course, Frodo would enjoy a glass of Pinot Grigio with HIS meal. Yup. That’s Frodo.
Paxton – this is simple. “Bubba” would LOVE a big bowl of chili. And a beer. And something BIG and chocolate for dessert.
Moi? The “Polish Prince” would of course enjoy a meal starting with a big bowl of beet borscht, and then some cabbage rolls (golabki), some pierogi and of course kielbasa. And for beverage? Ah – just give me a good shot of vodka.
I doubt my human would pick what WE usually have for our meals. We do get fruits and veggies – but I’m thinking our kibble would not be her favorite. Mind you – one day she was at a dog show – and they were having a special buffet during lunch for some occasion. At the end of the table were these plates of “cookies”. She of course was so busy chatting (is THAT a surprise?!) that she had a cookie. And wondered why it tasted rather bland. And dry. Yup – you guessed it. The cookies were for the dogs. Good one!
Well I must go on fox and bunny patrol. And later I’ll take a look at some of those 1000 cookbooks that my human has. But never uses. Just in case she allows me to cook. Have a good one!
© Linda Wozniak
Viktorsviews. The Next Chapter. 