Guess what? I was ALL excited yesterday because according to a notice that came in the mail, I can drive! The notice said it’s time to renew my license. And Frodo’s. And Paxton’s too. I had NO idea we were allowed to drive.
JUST joking. I can’t drive. I’m too young! And seriously, can you IMAGINE if I was allowed to drive?
There is no doubt some quiz on the internet that tells you what kind of car your dog could drive. I couldn’t find one – but I’m SURE someone has thought of this. It’s SO simple – for Frodo and I, it would OBVIOUSLY have to be some kind of PONtiac. So then I started thinking about other dog breeds and what they would drive. Here’s some ideas:
· Bernese Mountain Dog – Toyota Highlander
· Greyhound – Chevrolet Impala
· Bloodhound – Chevrolet Tracker
· Siberian Husky – Chevrolet Trailblazer
· Australian Cattle Dog – Jeep Wrangler
· Australian Shepherd – Dodge Ramcharger
· Standard Poodle – Chrysler Fifth Avenue
· Labrador Retriever – Plymouth Reliant
· Corgi – Chrysler Royal
· Pekingese – Chrysler Imperial
· Chihuahua – Ford Fiesta
· Bullmastiff – Ford Taurus
· Alaskan Malamute – Ford Expedition
· Portuguese Water Dog – Honda Stream
· Weimaraner – Chevrolet Silverado
That’s JUST a sampling of breeds and car models. I could go on forever with this topic!!
So back to us PONs. As I said, it would HAVE to be some kind of PONtiac. My human thinks the PONtiac Tempest. I, on the other hand think the PONtiac Chieftainwould be a PERFECT fit. After all, who is the chief in THIS house?!
Maybe I should look into that driver’s license after all…
© Linda Wozniak
