OK. So I have talked before about how we canines have a variety of names. The first is the name we were given when we came home – and then we get a variety of nicknames as time goes on – many of which do not even resemble our given name.
But you know, we also have a HUGE variety of last names. At least I do. Because the moon has been full this week – and because we are just a TAD stir crazy because we haven’t been able to have a really long walk with the icy conditions, my aliases have been used a LOT lately. They include “Viktor Stop.” That’s a common one when I am licking someone. And then we have “Viktor Leaveit,” and “Viktor Knockitoff.” Add to that “Viktor Quietnow,” “Viktor Whereareyou,” “Viktor Whatareyoudoingnow” and one of my favorites – “Viktor Don’teventhinkaboutit.” I am truly a dog with many surnames.
Remember I mentioned that my human went to the dreaded Dollar store, and I saw what appeared to be rabbit ears sticking out of a bag? Well who KNEW that the Dollar store ALSO sold appalling attire for ANOTHER holiday before Easter. That holiday is like 9 days from now. So of course, yesterday my human was home with us and she decided she should do the torturous photos shoot. It started indoors – but the shots were not to her liking – so outside we went. The ONLY way she managed to get a few thousand shots was because she had CHEESE in her pocket.
I MUST confess, I was EXTREMELY naughty. I mean EXTREMELY. Maybe I smelled spring in the air? Not likely – but that’s what we will blame it on – plus the full moon thing. Anyway, my human MUST have said “Viktor SitsitSIT” and “Viktor STAYTHERE” at LEAST 300 times. I was TOTALLY practicing picnore. I did NOT want my photo taken, but I must say, my human is as stubborn as I am. She FINALLY did manage to get some decent shots. Well. Decent in her opinion. Check in a few days to see the results…the things I put up with…
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