More attempts at Christmas photos. Will my human NEVER stop?! This time it was a shot with me and an elf. Kind of like the Elf on the Shelf.
That shelf elf guy is a big deal in the past few years. He is supposed to come out every day and watch kids – to be sure they are behaving. And he moves around each night. And kids can’t touch him. He’s kind of spooky – but basically harmless. Although some academics are complaining that the elf is evil – and it prepares kids for life in a “police state.” It also doesn’t allow conventional “play” as the kids can’t touch it. COME ON humans – it’s a TOY elf. My goodness, humans really can be crazy sometimes. Sometimes humans forget what the word FUN is. They overanalyze things. Not us canines – we love fun! Mind you – our idea of elf fun would be ripping his head off.
Anyway, for SOME reason my human thought I should take an elf photo. There was NO WAY she could take a picture with all three of us and the elf. I DID agree to let the elf near me for 30 seconds to get a few shots – but then, well…the elf ALMOST went to elf heaven before his time.
How many more days of these photos? WOW – only 6!!!!!!!!! My list was completed. I faxed a copy and also e-mailed a copy to the North Pole. I wanted to be sure it was there on time. In the meantime, I DO have to behave as I am mindful that Santa can change his mind. So I DO have to tolerate a FEW more Christmas photos….What scares me is that my human went to the Dollar Store yesterday. Remember last time? She came back with antlers. This isn’t going to be good….
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