Viktor here. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Viktor. Viktor of the North. Well actually, Viktor of Nova Scotia – but Viktor of the North sounds a bit more intriguing – and kind of Viking like…although my breed came from Poland…which had no Vikings…so…heck. I’m just Viktor.
After much deliberation, I have decided to start my own blog. Why – you are no doubt asking? Well…for a number of wonderful reasons. Allow me to outline them for you:
1. In my quick internet search I have found no other Polish Lowland Sheepdog who has his own blog. Well OK. I didn’t REALLY search that far – but I doubt there are any from Nova Scotia.
2. I am an incredibly intelligent breed – and I NEED to do something in my spare time.
3. I am funny, crafty and oh-so-smart – so I have much to share with my fellow canine companions about how to train humans.
4. My human mother thinks I am incredibly funny – so she encouraged me to share my thoughts. Although she DID say I also had to talk about my “brothers” – Frodo, another Polish Lowland Sheepdog and Paxton, a Bernese Mountain Dog. Frodo REALLY should have been called Conrad. I mean he’s great and all that – but a bit TOOOO serious for me. When I told him I was starting a blog, he just rolled his eyes. And Paxton, well what can you say about a guy whose nickname is Bucket Head? He sure is handsome…and he CAN pull a cart. But seriously – when you have to show him how to get through a screen door that is half open…well…let’s just leave it at that.
5. My Mom said we could do several things today – start a blog. Or wash the kitchen floor. I opted for the blog thing. Oh and did I mention I have the BEST Mom in the WORLD? Oh and yeah – she helps me type on her laptop. Although if she would just buy me an iPawd I could do this on my own.
So that’s my intro folks. I don’t know if I will be posting EVERY day – but I’ll try to keep you updated about my adventures fairly often. And my training tips for how to have a well behaved human will be QUITE often. I’m a PRO at human obedience. Seriously.
© 2014 Linda Wozniak
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