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Clean up. And behave.

February 8, 2016Leave a Comment

February 7. According to the Crazy Calendar, today is Clean Out your Computer Day. Heaven help us. We won’t see our human all day. Actually we probably wouldn’t see her for several days. Last week she deleted over 4,000 emails from her Inbox. I’m not joking. It took her hours. NO WONDER her computer acts slow sometimes.

I’m a great cleaner myself. I do a fantastic job of cleaning out our toy bin. Particularly if my human has juuuuuuuust put all of our toys away when she is vacuuming. I will take everything back out as soon as she is done. Well, I often do it BEFORE she is even done. I just want to be sure everything is actually IN the bin and in good order– we wouldn’t want any of our toys to go missing.

And speaking of vacuuming, we knew something was up yesterday when our human was vacuuming for like the second time in two days. It always means someone is coming. And sure enough – my human’s mother arrived for a week-long stay. The octogenarian arrived with her laptop in tow and quickly made sure the wifi was working. Now I have to go back to behaving, in my never-ending quest to become favorite grand-dog. I know the rules:

1. No jumping on her

2. Take treats/bananas/carrots GENTLY

3. No breaking into the DFZ.

4. No stealing tissues from her pockets

5. No racing down the stairs

6. Stay OUT of her bedroom

7. No stealing slippers when she is watching TV and has casually removed them

Within one hour of her arriving – I already broke Rule #3. Actually, we all did. My human and her mother were relaxing and reading in the DFZ and all three of us marched in- with Frodo leading the way – pushing the gate open. We DID behave though…

We are supposed to get LOTS of snow today and tomorrow. I’m hoping we get snowed in and my human can’t go to work tomorrow. Mind you, when she does go to work – we will still have her mother here to entertain us. And vice versa…

Have a good one!

Super Sunday

February 7, 20161 Comment

Today is something called Superbowl Sunday. It’s where people sit around and watch guys try to pass a ball around and try to knock each other down. And the people who are watching, eat all kinds of junk food. It’s a really healthy day. This year, there are animals competing – broncos and panthers. I don’t REALLY have a preference myself – but my human would probably be in trouble with her relatives from North Carolina if she didn’t root for those mountain lions. The only reason I like to watch the game is for the commercials. Especially the DOG commercials. Some beer company has done some very cute commercials the last two years with puppies and horses. Check them out – but before you do, my apologies for the commentary – I could not find good examples without the descriptions:

Here is one from 2014:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p_3lITiK_Q

And another one from 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWeKtqWc2EA

And here’s one clever rescue dog from 2012:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9IxS6fGw1s

And this gem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvaQMzh7B30

And then we have THIS new commercial for 2016:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvxsG8bXfHs

And I thought wearing antlers was bad!

Clearly these companies KNOW that dogs can sell a product. I couldn’t find any with PONs though…gotta work on that.

Yesterday I must confess, I was QUITE annoyed with my human. An old friend had contacted her to see if they could get together and take us dogs for a walk. Her friend just recently adopted a 2 year old Australian Shepherd girl, and her friend is looking for canine playmates. They decided they would go to a HUGE park in Halifax, which allows dogs off leash on some trails. So my human’s dilemma? Which of us to take. She thought about Paxton – he is friendly with EVERYBODY – canine and human. But my human didn’t trust him off leash – and to keep him on leash would have been a nightmare, because the ground was still icy in spots. So he was off the list. She thought about taking me for .008 seconds because I AM friendly too – but my recall is not as reliable as Paxton’s. And we know he’s pretty bad. So GUESS who got to go? Frodo! Yup. Mr. Perfect got to go into the big city. And he went in the giant park. And he even went OFF leash. And never took off. He pretty much ignores other dogs, so he wasn’t exactly the most robust playmate. And then there was that point on the walk where he came to a small “stream” of water that went across the trail and he refused to cross it on the chance that he might get his feet wet. We are talking about a 6-inch wide stream. Talk about embarrassing. My human had to go back and get him. Reportedly, he was very well behaved, though, on the whole walk. Boring. But well behaved. Maybe SOME day, I will be well behaved. And then I can go. Who am I kidding….

Have a super Sunday! Go cougars!

Wandering. Indoors.

February 6, 2016Leave a Comment

Today I would like to talk with all my canine friends about a “new” technique that I have been trying out with my human. With relatively good success. I haven’t run any REAL research on this technique – so what I am about to report is based on a limited case study. Me being the case. The new technique is called “indoor wandering.” The objective? To GET attention. And a secondary objective- to drive humans crazy.

If you look back to one of my earliest blogs, you will see I talk about another technique – the Stare Down. We canines employ this when humans are sleeping – to wake them up- or while they are doing something like eating – to get their attention and to get some food. While they are sleeping, we sit VERY close and STARE – so they wake up. Heavy breathing during this time is also helpful. Or we watch them while they are eating, on the off chance that they will drop something – or they will give us a bite when they are done. This is a proven technique – and it works very well.

The new technique – indoor wandering – is PERFECT when a human is doing something like talking on the phone – or working on the computer. It must be done casually with an innocent air. And it’s easy. AND good exercise. You just wander. From room to room. And around the room where your human is doing something else. And you must look as if you are looking for something. OR you need to go out to pee or poo. The result? In my experience, my human will stop what she is doing – and take me out. Even though – I don’t REALLY need to go out. If you add a TINY squeak, it makes the technique even MORE effective.

I was actually becoming an expert at this technique – so much that when I came upstairs after a wander – she went down to see if I had done anything bad. The only warning – DO NOT do this immediately after you have come in from a walk. It will quickly tip off your human that you are faking – and that you do NOT need to go out. THAT was my one error. Now I think she may be on to me. But humans have short memories – so I will try it again.

Yesterday, my human’s university was closed so she had a holiday. We were THRILLED that she was home with us – the only bad thing was that it was raining – so our play time had to be indoors. We had several rounds of Find the Bunny – and the only problem was that my human let Paxton play first – while Frodo and I were sequestered in the hall watching and screaming out of control. The bad thing about playing AFTER Paxton is that the bunny is all soggy. Since I have been enrolled in my scent class, my human hides the bunny in very difficult places for ME to find. And my accuracy rate is 100%. My biggest issue is giving UP the bunny – even though he IS soggy. If I have to work extra hard to find him, I want to keep him. And tear his head off. Which is not exactly the objective of the game.

Well. It’s about time to wake my human up – no sleeping in on the weekend in THIS house! Have a great Saturday!

Facebook

February 4, 2016Leave a Comment

February 4. On this day in 2004, Mark Zuckerberg , started this “thing” called Facebook while he was a student at Harvard. Kind of a clever little idea. And boy oh boy, humans really seem to like it. I checked some info about Facebook, and here are some interesting stats- but keep in mind that these stats will probably change by the time you read them:

· There are more Facebook users from the US than US citizens who voted in the last election. (Given the current state of the upcoming election with some of the crazy candidates, this stat will probably remain the same).

· Facebook has over 1.038 billion active daily users. 1.039….1.040….

· More 350 million photos are uploaded daily. (250 million are pup-arazzi shots taken by my human of me, Paxton and Frodo).

· The average time a human spends on Facebook each day is 21 minutes. (I THINK our human MAY actually go above that stat…)

· The average Facebook user has 130 friends. Personally, I have over 150 “likes” so when I saw that stat, I thought of myself as above average. And I was pretty excited. But then I found some OTHER dogs who have Facebook pages, and I became QUITE depressed. Boo, a Pomeranian, has 16 MILLION “likes.” 16 MILLION. OK. So he IS cute. Beast, a Puli has 2 million “likes.” BUT – his human is Mark Zuckerberg. So I think those stats may be inflated a bit. Jiff, ANOTHER Pomeranian – has 1.3 million “likes.” What is it with these Pomeranians????????? PONS are JUST as cute! And have you SEEN a Bernese puppy?! Anyway, there are some pugs and a French Bulldog who have 900,000+ “likes” and a talking husky who has over 600,000 “likes.” Hey – Frodo can talk!! OK, I can understand the two legged pit bull who has over 300,000 and the Senior Dogs site with over 200,000. But a Labrador who has a guilty look when he gets in trouble? With over 175,000 “likes?” Come on. I have a guilty look almost every day!!!!! What does one have to do to get their stats up? Run for President? Oh WAIT – I want people to LIKE me…

But besides entertainment and making friends, Facebook CAN be a place for news and education. Here are some pages that dog owners may find interesting if you are a Facebook user:

The American Veterinary Medicine Association page – lots of info and material here about pet health.

Nova Scotia’s own Rodney Habib – Pet Nutrition Blogger. Rodney is a SUPER bright guy who knows a LOT about Pet Nutrition! Check him out!

A place to find the perfect pet sitter- Dog Vacay. We already HAVE the perfect sitter – but for those who are looking – it might provide some options.

Another health and wellness page for pets- PetMD.

A GREAT page with old dog photos is Vintage Dog a Day. It’s cool to see how breeds USED to look.

And a page about the American Museum of the Dog – which is on my human’s Bucket list!

Of course there are probably hundreds of pages for different breeds, clubs, shows….you name it. And another very cool thing about Facebook are those pages that help to place rescue dogs and the pages for LOST dogs. I know of several cases in Nova Scotia where people quickly came together to help in finding a lost dog when the info was posted on Facebook. My human actually envisioned my picture on that page one day – but as you may recall, I came home on my own. And I was ONLY gone…..well…..long enough to make her think about it.

And then we have all the businesses related to dogs – everything from food companies to the dreaded dog apparel companies. The words “Follow us on Facebook” are heard ALL the time.

I think, Facebook brings the world together. And it CAN be a good thing. But also keep in mind that not EVERYTHING you read on Facebook is TRUE. Nothing drives my human more crazy than when people forward things that are made up. Facebook can innocently spread bad things around – like accidentally stepping in dog poo and not noticing until you come in the house. BE careful. Check the facts.

I know also know there ARE people who do not use it…hard to believe – but there ARE!!! But given the cautions- I think of what they are missing. In fact, if it weren’t for Facebook, many of you probably wouldn’t be reading about the unusual adventures of a Polish Lowland Sheepdog in Nova Scotia, Canada, now would you?!

So Mr. Zuckerberg, even though your dog has more “likes” than I do, I think I’ll still keep using your site. Until I can come up with a better idea….because after all, I AM a PON!

Take a Cruise Day

February 3, 2016Leave a Comment

February 3. Today is Take a Cruise Day. I didn’t think I would have much to write about this topic – as my human has never been on a cruise. Unless you count taking the ferry from Halifax across the harbor to Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. And I don’t think kayaking on the lake really counts as a cruise either. I haven’t even been in a rowboat. Mind you, I’m not a huge water-loving dog – I’m a landlubber. Frodo is the only one who has been on the water – he took the ferry to Prince Edward Island a couple of times to go – of all things – sheep herding. That was a couple of years ago. He had to stay in the vehicle – dogs were not allowed on the deck. Which doesn’t seem fair to me. So his recollection of taking to the high seas is pretty boring. And clearly, his memory for sheep herding isn’t all that great either!

BUT – did you know that there ARE cruises that people can take with their dogs?! Even the Queen Mary II– which is a HUGE ocean liner – allows people to take their dogs! Now mind you, the description of the cruise talks about a “kennel master” who walks the dogs. So I guess we canines don’t EXACTLY have free run of the ship. Imagine Paxton at the buffet….

I found quite a few other boating tours for dogs – several in California, Washington state, something in Florida, Massachusetts, Baltimore and Chicago… And I am sure there are others. If you are into cruises – just Google “dog cruise” and you’ll see all kinds of options! Who knew?!

And in other news, our prognosticating overgrown chipmunk, Shubenacadie Sam, had some good news yesterday!! He forecast an early spring! Since he WAS correct with his forecast last year, we will go with his prediction for this year. He and Punxsutawney Phil gave the same forecast. So it MUST be true. Oh joy. Oh happiness. No luge run this year. We hope.

Have a happy Wednesday! I know I will!

Groundhog Day 2016

February 2, 20162 Comments

February 2. The infamous Groundhog Day. Celebrated across North America, the first official reference to Groundhog Day in the US was back in 1841, in Pennsylvania. Some say it was connected to another holiday on the 2^nd of February – Candlemas – which is a Catholic holiday that is 40 days after Christmas. Candlemas is also known as Crepes Day or Pancake Day. According to German belief, on Candlemas, if a groundhog emerges from his den and sees his shadow, he runs back into his den for another 6 weeks of winter napping. If he doesn’t see his shadow, there will be an early spring. There are a bunch of these weather prognosticating rodents all over North America – and we even have our very own guy here in Nova Scotia – Shubenacadie Sam. Last year, the furry fella said – surprise, surprise – we would have 6 more weeks of wintery weather. And if you recall my stories about our luge run driveway last year, he was correct. Now since I am writing this EARLY in the morning – and it’s still dark outside, Sam has not come out yet to check out the skies. I hope it is cloudy – so the turf dwelling oversized chipmunk stays outside and doesn’t return to his den. I’m a bit worried because the meteorologists are predicting a mainly sunny day today. But then, we KNOW how often THOSE guys are right.

You know, PONs are just as good as the chubby rodent at predicting the weather. If you open the front door, and we won’t go out, it’s raining. And we do that with 100% accuracy. They should name a day after us.

I’ll let you know tomorrow what the forecast will be. Paws crossed for an early spring….

Oh – and scent class was cancelled last night – so no report this week about my outstanding skills. Next week.

Racing.

February 1, 2016Leave a Comment

February 1. January is gone. And we do not yet have a luge run for a driveway. All is right with the world.

So. Today is Rachel Scdoris’ birthday. Recognize the name? Actually, I had to do a bit of homework on this one, but it yielded an interesting story. Rachel is a dog musher from the US. And what is very interesting about Rachel – in 2006 she completed the 1,000 mile Iditarod Dog Sled race across Alaska. Which is a huge accomplishment. But what makes it even more huge – Rachel was the first LEGALLY BLIND person to finish the race!

Since then she has also competed in the Paralympic World Championships in tandem cycling. Today she and her husband run Sled Dog Tours in Oregon.

My human went dog sledding in British Columbia, Canada 5 years ago. While she was initially a bit taken aback with the fact that the dogs live outdoors – in small, wooden houses – she quickly realized that they are well cared for – and they LOVE pulling a sled.

The tour company that my human visited had a very good reputation and the dogs were checked regularly by a veterinarian. The owner was a man with more than 30 years experience working with dogs and racing.

The sledding experience was one my human will NEVER forget. No – she didn’t actually operate the sled – she just sat and went for the ride. And what a ride it was! It was actually a rather rainy, icy day – and boy did that sled go. Or it certainly FELT like it was going crazy fast. Here’s a short clip from that ride!

https://youtu.be/Uv0k8ZZBBiY

Although there have been teams of purebred Siberian huskies used in racing, most of the dogs seem to be a mix of several fast, medium sized breeds. But no PONs as far as I can tell. Paxton COULD pull a sled – but I doubt it could win any race. He’d be too busy stopping to eat snow. And a team of PONs…well they would no doubt go where THEY wanted to go. And they would have to be wearing special snowsuits to keep the snowballs of their coats. And all the other sled dogs would laugh at them. While we DO have the speed and the brains to outmaneuver our competition, I’m just not thinking it would work. Yes – I think I’ll stick to being a spoiled house dog. But I DO admire those who compete in the sport – human and canine in a TRUE partnership.

Now. Excuse me while I sneak into the DFZ and curl up by the fireplace….

Happy birthday Rachel!

A tacky blog

January 31, 2016Leave a Comment

January 31. Today is Scotch Tape Day. A day to celebrate that incredibly useful invention that was first made in 1930. And while it IS useful, it strikes fear in the hearts of the dogs in this household. Seriously. Well – not all the dogs. Just me. And Paxton too. Frodo just barks at Scotch Tape. Paxton and I leap backwards when shown a piece. I think it started with our curiosity with lint rollers – those devices that most dog owners should have stock in. One of us no doubt went to sniff the roller and that sticky feeling was not pleasant – so we decided we didn’t like it. And that fear extends to any kind of sticky tape. If my human was clever and she wanted to end our counter surfing once and for all, all she would have to do is line the edges of all the counters with tape. Admittedly it wouldn’t look very pretty – but no worries about us stealing her toast in the morning. Hey – I bet if she put tape all over the floor in front of the DFZ, we would never try to sneak in there! Or our jumping skills would get much better.

My human found this old website that shows sculptures made with tape. I think those people have WAY too much time on their hands.

http://www.offtherollcontest.com/winners.html

There are a variety of things that humans can do with tape – related to dogs. You can make a collar:

http://ducttape.scotchbrand.com/wps/portal/3M/en_US/ScotchDuctTape-NA/Scotch/Projects/Make-It/Dog-Collar/

You can make boots. Although you would never catch any of US wearing these things:

http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-cool-and-cheap-little-dog-sneakers-or-boots-fr/?ALLSTEPS

AND tape supposedly can help to remove ticks. And no doubt, a big hunk of your dog’s coat, too.

http://www.tickencounter.org/tick_notes/tick_notes_detick_with_duct_tape

So that’s my story on Scotch tape. Personally, I wasn’t really stuck on the idea of writing about tape but since I didn’t get in any sticky situations yesterday, it’s the best I could do. OK – time to roll along! My goodness – this is whole story is getting tacky. I had better adhere to my standards and just wrap this up.

Have a happy Sunday!

The singing runaway

January 30, 2016Leave a Comment

January 30. Oh the irony. According to the crazy calendar – there are several “holidays” today – and BOTH of them have significance with relation to yesterday’s birthday boy. Today is National Escape Day AND Yodel for Your Neighbors Day. BOTH of these “holidays” should have fallen on the 29^th to coincide with PONdini’s birthday.

Frodo can escape from ANYTHING. I kid you not. There are loads of tales of the great Escape Artist. For example, when he was a puppy, and he was left in a HUGE, HEAVY X-pen, he figured out how to move the whole pen across the room, close to the sofa – so he could climb out, onto the sofa – and FREEDOM. There are tales of him chewing through 10 bungee cords to escape from a run made of chain link. Leaving behind me and Paxton – who couldn’t fit through the small opening in the gate. You know how mice can fit through even the TINIEST of openings? Well Frodo, the Professor, must be part mouse. I wish he would teach me his tricks – but he refuses to show me. Besides, I’m just not as limber as he is. I know he is older – but that guy is like Gumby – he can move any which way.

And as for yodeling – we already KNOW he masters THIS skill as well. And not JUST for the direct neighbors – but anyone within a 5 mile radius. He thinks we enjoy his “singing.” And we DO try to imitate him – but he wins – his vocal range is MUCH better than ours.

My human has no idea about the yodeling that goes on when she is not here. And speaking of that – she just saw the trailer for a movie that it is coming out this summer. She’s not a HUGE animated movie person – but this is one movie she definitely wants to see! Check out this trailer:

http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/trailers/649843-new-secret-life-of-pets-trailer-youll-never-look-at-your-animal-the-same-way#/slide/1

Well I think it’s time to go and stare at my human – because it IS the weekend! She actually got home from work a BIT early yesterday – because we were having another “snow event.” We were so excited to see her – we had been waiting patiently at the door from the moment she left in the morning. (Not really. We were actually sound asleep – but don’t let HER know.) No matter what – we’re thrilled for another 3 day weekend!

Have a great Saturday. I know we will!

Happy BIRTHDAY Frodo!

January 29, 2016Leave a Comment

January 29. A special day. A day to celebrate my big brother Frodo – it’s his 6^th birthday! He is the barkiest, but probably best-behaved dog in this house!

Frodo is my full brother – we have the same parents – but he is 2 years older than me. I must confess, I am sometimes a bit jealous of him – he is just so….good! When Paxton and I get it in our heads to go “exploring” – Frodo will race to the edge of the woods and he then turns back to stay with my human. She and Frodo have this weird physic connection – he knows what she is thinking before she even makes a move to do something. And he is incredibly easy to train – unless he gets bored. Then he says, that’s quite enough – and goes on to do something else. Like retrieving for example. He will bring back a fetch toy about 10 times and then he says “really, what is the point in this,” and he heads for the door to go back in the house. He waits when he is told to wait and he follows commands very well. He LOVES to show off in Rally. I like to call him “the Professor.”

Now while he is pretty close to being the “perfect” dog – he does have his vices. He is a barker extraordinaire – and he has actually taught this skill to me and Paxton! He also is a drama king when it comes to grooming. I’ve said it before – he could win an award portraying a dog that is being tortured. He is also a weird guy when it comes to his feet. He does not appreciate you touching them. So pedicure time is always GREAT fun.

But he is smart – and pretty good looking – as he has proven in the show rings. He also, thankfully has been a very healthy boy – probably because he doesn’t eat inedible objects – like Paxton does. Although he WAS interested the other day in…well you remember.

EVERY now and then, Frodo and I will get into a “skirmish” about something. It doesn’t happen often – it’s a sibling rivalry thing. And of course, I usually start it – being the youngest in the house. But Frodo will have none of my nonsense and he quickly puts me in my place. He’s like a world champion wrestler – he pins me – EVERY time – and the skirmish is over. DONE. And I concede defeat.

So Happy Birthday to my human’s first PON. He is a super role model – and if it weren’t for him – I wouldn’t be here! My human thought she was getting a clone of Frodo when she got me. WRONGO. But let’s face it – life SHOULD be interesting – and I definitely fill that bill! Cheers to ANOTHER PONtastic trip around the sun big bro!