We’re back!

Howdy blogaroos! Did ya miss us? It’s Squirmy here to share our latest exploits. Where to begin….

Well Aunt Sue was here for two weeks, and we had a blast. We dragged her on walks each morning at 6AM – which she thoroughly enjoyed. OK. We enjoyed it. She tolerated it. And she did smile some mornings. Actually, she even joined in singing our “Good Morning” song several days. She may have been half asleep, but she did join in.

She walked the Coyote- and had to monitor that he didn’t drink out of puddles, eat too much grass, or eat goose poop. It was a grand time.

We also did nightly walks with her and the Warden decked out in glowing jackets, and us dogs also lit up like walking Christmas trees. Plus the humans wore such bright headlamps that we were lucky a 747 didn’t try to land on our road.

After Aunt Sue left, the Warden took us out one by one for our nightly walks – but yesterday she had to turn off the headlamp for fear of being bopped in the head by a flying ping pong ball. Yup. Although it’s still May, the dreaded June Bugs are already out. The large beetle like creatures come out at night – and are attracted to lights. You can hear them bouncing off window screens if lights are on in the house. So for the next few weeks, we’ll be walking around in total darkness in the house- on the off chance one could squeeze his way under a screen. Heaven forbid one of the kamikaze ping pong balls gets inside. Been there. Witnessed the chaos and pandemonium. I still have PTJBM. Post traumatic June Bug Memories.

So Aunt Sue left and we were sad. She’ll hopefully be back later in the summer… We can’t wait. Nothing like a good aunt to give you extra treats, or let you lick her empty yogurt container or smuck you in the butt with water from a squirt gun if you’re acting like a raving maniac when your meals are being prepared….

What else is new… Spud is still very much in love with warm baked potatoes – and he continues to eat more food than he has in his 8 years of life. Go figure.

The Warden says the Coyote is like….a tire repair. So you drive over a nail that puts a hole in your tire. And you get it repaired. But you still keep wondering – will that repair hold? EVERY SINGLE TIME the Warden puts the Coyote’s food dish down, she waits with bated breath. Will the air start leaking out of the tire today? Or will we be ready to roll? So far, the potatoes seem to be holding the tire together. It’s nothing short of a miracle.

Meanwhile, yours truly went to the vet this week. I went for two reasons – to get my paw checked and to get a Lyme vaccine. I’ve been licking at one paw incessantly and although the Warden examined it, she didn’t see anything causing the problem (like a stick or cut). One night she put cream on it and wrapped it in vet wrap. Although I walked like my entire leg was now in a full length cast, I adjusted pretty quickly. The next day when she took the bandage off, the area was less red. But within minutes, I was back at my incessant licking.

So I went to have my paw examined and to get “my shot.”

Now here’s the deal. I’m not exactly a Golden Retriever when it comes to meeting people the first time. I’m not Mr Happy-Go-Lucky like the Boss was. I’m super cautious around new people. And although I have been to the vet before, it’s been a long time. And because I’m nervous, the Warden gets nervous. So we make a horrible team. I feel her nerves and that makes ME more nervous.

Luckily, she was smart enough to fill her pockets with treats. She could barely sit in the car with her loaded pockets. And when the vet came in, she passed her a handful.

Thankfully we have a very patient vet, who sat in the floor with me and took her time with me. To help the vet examine my foot, the Warden did a wrestling move, flipped me on my side, and I was good as gold. I didn’t move a muscle as she checked all my feet. Some of us PONs have the don’t-touch-my-feet gene – and that’s kinda me. Mind you, the Warden can clip my nails with no problem. I just don’t love it.

Anyway, before the session was over I was following the vet’s commands and even heeling with her across the room. I never even felt the vaccine. I was perfectly adorable. And I came home with some new cream for my foot which already seems to be working.

Otherwise, things are pretty stable around here. No run-ins with the walking pin cushion, and no sight of the raccoon who we assumed knocked over our compost bin the other night. Unless it was a bear….

We did have an interesting wildlife encounter a few weeks ago, and our apologies to folks who already read this story on the Warden’s Wastebook page. But it’s worth a repeat for those who didn’t.

As you know, we live in a semi-rural area of Nova Scotia. Although we’re only 20 minutes from downtown Halifax (if there is no traffic) the area where we live is surrounded by trees and our road is the start of a popular hiking trail. As we have talked about many times, we have seen lots of wildlife in our area – from raccoons to deer to porcupines to the odd bear. We can sometimes hear the coyotes at night, and we know there are also bobcats in the area.

Add to the four legged friends, we have LOTS of feathered friends- including all kinds of songbirds, mourning doves, crows, ducks, geese, loons, hummingbirds, pheasants and even eagles.

So we’re pretty used to living in our own little “wild kingdom.”

Several kilometers away from our happy abode is a small industrial park. We can’t see it, because as I said it’s kilometers away. But about 2-3 months ago, the Warden started hearing this sound at night, like the beeping of a truck backing up. She was in touch with neighbors on our road, and others heard it as well. The sound went on for HOURS -and through the night. The neighbors and the warden started suspecting that the sound was coming from the industrial park. The Warden even audiotaped the beeping while walking us one evening. The sound was constant, and even in the house, if the windows were open, you could hear it. The Warden envisioned some truck driver doing repeated backward circles. WHAT could the driver be doing? The Coyote and I heard it, but it didn’t bother us. Which is interesting. Because when a delivery truck backs down our driveway, with the beeping sound, we go NUTS. I mean crazy nuts. But we didn’t care about this “truck”.

Finally, after nights of listening to the “crazy driver”, one of our great neighbors decided to contact one of our municipal councilors to find out info about local noise bylaws- and to see if the councilor could investigate the source of the sound. Who WAS this crazy driver? He/she needed to be stopped.

Everyone waited to hear who the offending driver was. The councilor worked quickly and it was no time before the culprit was revealed. We finally knew the source of the incessant beeping….

https://youtu.be/GwgTcxjLnTo?si=4O3sCMYp87VjBN5D

Whooooo knew that little guy could make such a racket. It’s crazy.

Now, we’ve heard this guy before…

https://youtu.be/6hG6465r0dQ?si=ksf5HjMGBo6uc6HF

But seriously- he sounds like an owl.

Should I point out again, that we canines KNEW it wasn’t a truck. Shoulda listened to us in the first place!

I should also mention that although Mr Beeper can still be heard, for some reason, the sound just isn’t as irritating now. Interesting, isn’t it?

OK. Time to look for trouble. I hope you’re able to enjoy these longer days – and that they are filled with sunshine- and no flying ping pong balls after dark.

Have a good one. Peace and paws up. Stay safe. JBJ.

A Magic Number…

Howdy blogaroos!!!! Squirmy here. It’s a big day here – but before we begin talking about the reason for celebration, let’s start with a little quiz..

1. How many legs does a spider have?

2. How many arms or tentacles does an octopus have?

3. What is the atomic number of oxygen?

4. The Beatles thought there were how many days in a week?

5. How many Maids were Milking after Christmas.

6. In the 1970s, you were cool if you had this audio technology.

7. If you put this number sideways, you have the symbol for eternity.

8. Pirates once searched for Spanish coins known as pieces of what?

9. If you’re in a difficult or tricky situation, they say you’re behind what ball?

OK. OK. Did ya notice a theme here? All of the answers contained the number 7!!!!!! Just kidding. They contained the number 8. And WHY did we feature that useless trivia? Because it’s the Coyote’s 8th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Can you believe it?! For those who have been reading this blog since the dawn of time, you may actually remember his arrival in our happy abode in what seems like yesterday. Or at least last week. Hardly 8 YEARS AGO!!!!! That’s way before my time.

It’s been quite the year for the introspective, Zen, observant, quirky randomly squeaky, laid back dude. Last September he came pretty darn close to taking the path to the Rainbow Bridge….but in typical Coyote fashion, he took off in another direction. And because he does NOTHING according to the books, he thankfully continues to defy medical odds – and not only is he doing well- he’s suddenly eating more than he EVER has. But it’s partly because the Warden discovered the secret appetite stimulant- which we mentioned before. Hot baked potatoes. I need to emphasize hot, because yesterday when she ATTEMPTED to give him a cold potato which had been cooked earlier in the day, he looked at her like she had two heads. She apologized, reheated the potato, and he ate it (along with all of his kibble) as quickly as you can say Mr. Potato Head. We’ve actually started calling him Spud.

We’re excited because Aunt Sue is here to celebrate the big birthday with us. She has been here for a week- and we’re having a super duper time. We make sure to get her up promptly at 6 AM to join us on our morning constitutional. She walks the Coyote – paying strict attention so that he doesn’t drink from muddy puddles – or eat too much roughage (aka grass) – because with the spring grass, he acts a bit like a cow or a sheep. He’s a grazer.

We haven’t seen the four-legged pin cushion lately – but we do keep watching for him. We’re not even allowed in our fenced backyard after dark now. The Warden isn’t taking any chances that some wayward pin cushion climbs the fence and comes to visit.

Since it’s the Coyote’s big day, we thought we’d share some of our favorite photos from the past year….

We know some of the photos are bittersweet- we miss the Boss too. Plus the poor Warden has to work SO hard to get a good photo with the two of us – the photogenic, willing model is no longer here to provide an example. Not that we ever watched him anyway. But it was nice to have at least ONE smiling dog. She’s got her work cut out for her now.

But despite the fact that we miss the big guy, it’s really made the two of us better buddies. Really. I mean we always got along- but let’s face it- he was the odd man out. So now we hang out together much more. And when I go off hunting for golf balls (I must be at about 50 so far and the season just started!) – he watches and waits for me. Before, he really didn’t pay the least bit of attention. But now he kinda seems to worry where I am. PLUS – get this – when I go mooching for food – and I stick my head in the fridge to take stock for grocery day- he sticks his in too! PLUS – he sits and stares at the humans while they are eating. Just like yours truly. AND he eats carrots now. He watches me and eats what I eat. Yup – our buddydom has gone to a new level. So it’s good. It’s really good.

Time to get the humans moving. And time to get ready for the festivities. Potatoes all around!!!!

Have a good one. Peace and paws up. Stay safe. JBJ.

National Purebred Dog Day

Howdy blogaroos! Squirmy here on MAY 1! Can you believe it’s May already? The blackflies are anxiously awaiting their bombardment. Any minute now…

May 1st marks a day of many holidays around the globe including World Carnivorous Plant Day (huge celebrations around the world for that one), National Salad Day (yawn), Save the Rhino Day (now that’s a parade I’d like to see) and the most important- National Purebred Dog Day. The Coyote and I are expecting extra treats as a result.

If you want a little quiz about purebred dogs, here is a short one:

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/lifestyle/quiz-what-was-this-dog-bred-to-do/

The Warden did pretty well.

Now if you want to know what kind of purebred dog YOU would be based on your interests and behaviors, take this quiz:

https://heywise.com/quiz/ever-wanted-to-know-what-breed-of-dog-you-are/

The Warden thinks it’s a bunch of hooey. Take it, and let us know what you think. We’ll send a prize to the first person who correctly guesses what breed the Warden is. I’m not sure what the prize is, but we’ll figure something out.

If you’re really bored today, there are loads of trivia quizzes about dogs. We did the one on rare breeds. Unfortunately there were no PONs or Picards in the quiz. That’s why we only got 18/20.

https://www.funtrivia.com/quizzes/animals/dogs/dog_breeds.html

Have fun!

What’s new around here…

Well, the Coyote is really relishing his newfound love for potatoes. I’m serious. The Warden now gives him plain baked potato in every one of his meals. He comes running when he smells her slicing them up. We have NEVER seen him so interested in a food. Ever. Now we realize it likely won’t last, but it’s great for now. Pretty soon we’ll be calling the skinny dude “Tubby.”

Oh – plus we dodged a ginormous disaster the night before last. We were both going out for our last pee of the night – and the Warden took both of us together on leash. It was dark, but she was wearing her trusty headlamp. Unfortunately, the battery needed charging – so it wasn’t QUITE as radiant as it usually is. So we’re walking up to the road, and suddenly, both of our noses hit the ground. And we got kinda frantic. The Warden looked up and with her dim light could see something waddling off the driveway and into the woods. We saw it too. It was a porcupine.

Did you ever hear one of those stories where someone is like trapped under a car and their friend suddenly gets superhuman strength to lift the car? Yeah well the Warden showed superhuman strength holding onto the two of us. She shouted “no emergency clinic tonight!!!” She managed to pull us away faster than she has probably ever moved in her life. Mind you, it’s not the first time she’s seen a four-legged pin cushion at night. But not walking both me and my compadre together. Plus I think Tubby is getting extra muscles eating all those potatoes. Anyway, no trips to the vet that night.

Oh plus guess who is coming to visit soon? Aunt Sue!!!! We don’t know when. The Warden won’t tell us because she wants it to be a surprise. Some time in May….

OK. Gotta go get ready for our Purebred Dog Day celebrations. Maybe we can watch a rerun of Best in Show. Plus there are plenty of Crufts YouTube videos to watch. As long as there are snacks. Besides potatoes.

Have a good one. Peace and paws up. Stay safe. JBJ.